Directors The Ripoff/Sequel "Uncool" Tournament (1 Viewer)

[Arman]

Treppenwitz
slow drivers

 

[SteveGon]

Treppenwitz and slow friggin' drivers win.


Round 1 - Bracket 21


Blowing the dust off an object and forgetting to close your eyes (and getting an eyefull of said dust)

vs.

Really Really Really hot days, and nothing to cool yourself down with


Round 1 - Bracket 22

disco

vs.

skinny ties


Arbitrary bonus match!

Round 1 - Bracket 23

Jumping over the seats in front of you at a baseball game in order to take away a foul ball from a 4-year old

vs.

Watching live your favorite sports team/player being massacred by an opposing team/player


Lame joke of the day:

A Few Days Off

Two bone weary public servants were working their little hearts and souls out. Their department was just too busy for staff to be able take flex. But there had to be a way...
One of the two public servants suddenly lifted his head. "I know how to get some time off work" the man whispered.

"How?" asked the second worker.

Instead of answering, the man quickly looked around. No sign of his Director. He jumped up on his desk, kicked out a couple of ceiling tiles and hoisted himself up. "Look!" he hissed, then swinging his legs over a metal pipe, hung upside down.

Within seconds, the Director emerged from the Branch Head's office at the far end of the floor. He saw the worker hanging from the ceiling, and asked him what on earth he thought he was doing.

"I'm a light bulb" answered the public servant.

"I think you need some time off," barked the Director. "Get out of here - that's an order - and I don't want to see you back here for at least another two days! You understand me?"

"Yes sir", the public servant answered meekly, then jumped down, logged off his computer and left.

The second worker was hot on his heels.

"Where do you think you're going?" the boss asked.

"Home," he said lightly. "I can't work in the dark."

 

[Angelo.M]

really hot days

skinny ties

jumping over the seats

 

[Brook K]

really hot days

skinny ties (I like disco)

jumping over the seats

 

[Lew Crippen]

Really Really Really hot days, and nothing to cool yourself down with

disco

Jumping over the seats in front of you at a baseball game in order to take away a foul ball from a 4-year old

 

[Bill Williams]

Really, really hot days (Come down to the South, where it's summertime all the way through Christmas!)

Disco

Jumping over seats at a baseball game to take away a foul ball from the 4-year-old in front of you (That guy was a complete idiot for doing that.)

 

[Mike Hutman]

Really Really Really hot days

Disco


Watching live your favorite sports team/player being massacred by an opposing team/player

 

[DaveGTP]

Round 1 - Bracket 19

Really Really Really hot days, and nothing to cool yourself down with

(I hate sweating - and I live in the North for a reason).


Round 1 - Bracket 20

skinny ties

(I like a couple of Disco tunes - esp. Stayin' Alive ).


Arbitrary bonus match!

Round 1 - Bracket 21

Abstain. What's a sport? Oh yeah, Hockey. I haven't seen that live.

 

[Andrew_Sch]

Hot days
Disco
Jumping over seats

 

[Chucky P]

Really Really Really hot days, and nothing to cool yourself down with
skinny ties
Jumping over the seats in front of you at a baseball game in order to take away a foul ball from a 4-year old

 

[Arman]

Really Really Really hot days, and nothing to cool yourself down with

skinny ties

Watching live your favorite sports team/player being massacred by an opposing team/player

 

[Nick Sievers]

Really hot days
Disco
Jumping over the seats in front of you at a baseball game in order to take away a foul ball from a 4-year old

 

[Brad Porter]

Hot...disco...massacre. News at 11.

Brad

 

[SteveGon]

Hot days, disco, and jumping over the seats win.


Round 1 - Bracket 24

chain movie theaters

vs.

MAR-only DVDs


Round 1 - Bracket 25

When you get to the point that the only pretty girls who give you an encouraging look are hookers

vs.

inheritance tax


Hey look! It's another bonus match!!


Round 1 - Bracket 26

sh*t colored cars

vs.

speedos


Bad joke of the day:

A boy and his date were parked on a back road some distance from town, doing what boys and girls do on back roads some distance from town. Abruptly, the girl stopped the boy dead in his tracks. "I really should have mentioned this earlier, but I'm actually a hooker and I charge $20 for sex." The boy reluctantly paid her, and they did their thing. After the obligatory cigarette, the boy sat in the driver's seat, staring out the window. "Why aren't we going anywhere?" asked the girl. "Well, I should have mentioned this before, but I'm actually a taxi driver, and the fare back to town is $25."

 

[Brook K]

MAR

Inheritance Tax

Speedo

 

[Philip_T]

MAR

Tax

Speedos

 

[DaveGTP]

MAR-only DVDs
(you can always drive to a better theater, like we drive 2 hours to Ann Arbor to see indy stuff)

when you get to the point that the only pretty girls who give you an encouraging look are hookers


(been there)

speedos

 

[SteveGon]

...letting this one run another day...

 

[george kaplan]

MAR-only DVDs

When you get to the point that the only pretty girls who give you an encouraging look are hookers

speedos

 

[Brad Porter]

MAR...tax...Speedos

Brad