Brian Kissinger
Screenwriter
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- Dec 11, 2001
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Holy Sweet Hell, is this the discussion thread or the bash thread. No offense to anyone, but just exactly how many posts do we need that simply state "Worst Film Ever?"
That being said, "This is the worst film ever!"
Actually, I kinda dug the film. But here's the odd thing. While watching the film, I kept saying to myself "When's this thing going to get good?" It wasn't until after the film was over, and I thought about it a bit, that I realized it was good all along. Well, not all along. The necessary set-up was uninspired and left you fearing the worst. And I think that's where I went wrong. I think I wrote it off too soon.
This movie really shares my "weird, twisted, abnormal, just-plain-not-right" sense of humor. I still can't believe the scene (affectionately known as the "Fingerbang Miscue") where our "hero" finally gets intimate with his true love. That was so sick and twisted, that I had to applaud. The "Pancake" kid was so wickedly off-center, I couldn't help but laugh just thinking about him. I know people here are going "but what was with that? It made no sense" and that is what I love about it. I know I'll be going around yelling "Pancakes" and trying to bite people for weeks. And I'll be laughing my ass off and everyone will just give me that look.
Also, did anyone check out the "Rotten Fruit" claymation shorts on the disc? Those made me laugh so hard, I damn near wet my pants. "Well, this one can't even fly. I mean, we're fucked."
As a straight "horror" film, does it succeed? Maybe not. However, as an "entertaining" film, I must say I had a good time.
That being said, "This is the worst film ever!"
Actually, I kinda dug the film. But here's the odd thing. While watching the film, I kept saying to myself "When's this thing going to get good?" It wasn't until after the film was over, and I thought about it a bit, that I realized it was good all along. Well, not all along. The necessary set-up was uninspired and left you fearing the worst. And I think that's where I went wrong. I think I wrote it off too soon.
This movie really shares my "weird, twisted, abnormal, just-plain-not-right" sense of humor. I still can't believe the scene (affectionately known as the "Fingerbang Miscue") where our "hero" finally gets intimate with his true love. That was so sick and twisted, that I had to applaud. The "Pancake" kid was so wickedly off-center, I couldn't help but laugh just thinking about him. I know people here are going "but what was with that? It made no sense" and that is what I love about it. I know I'll be going around yelling "Pancakes" and trying to bite people for weeks. And I'll be laughing my ass off and everyone will just give me that look.
Also, did anyone check out the "Rotten Fruit" claymation shorts on the disc? Those made me laugh so hard, I damn near wet my pants. "Well, this one can't even fly. I mean, we're fucked."
As a straight "horror" film, does it succeed? Maybe not. However, as an "entertaining" film, I must say I had a good time.