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dany

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New family across the street. All this week the girl{first year of college} has been nude,walking around her room with the blinds open enough for me to get an eye full at 5am when i go to work. What would you do?
 

mylan

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A: Ask to go in to work a little later
B: Get out the binoculars or a camera with a good telephoto lens
C: Enjoy!!
 

Holadem

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D: Come back and post some friggin pix.

Jeezas, do we relly have to walk you thru this?

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Grant B

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People who walk around nude tend to be good nude, but you never know...

After numerious times watching the Bay to Breakers I disagree.
More than once I wanted to pluck my eyeballs out in horror after seeing the 80 YO nude jogger.
So when is:
mynudecoedneighbor.com coming online?
 

dany

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Oh,its a good nude. About 5-8 to 5-9,mostly leg and firm 34's easy.
 

dany

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I just cant think that she knows or doesnt care. I guess i'll just enjoy while it lasts.
 

Mark Sherman

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MMMMMMMM what should you do? Do you really have to ask that question. get some Binoculars cancel cable and buy a popcorn machine. Thats the world series and the superbowl all wrapped up into one little tight package.



Giddy Up
 

Greg_S_H

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I know what dany's doing here. It's summed up by an old joke:

A man walks into the confessional and says, "I'm 83-years-old, and last night I had sex three times with my 26-year-old girlfriend."

"You should say ten Hail Marys, my son."

"Why should I do that, father? I'm Jewish!"

"You're Jewish? Then why are you telling me this?"

"I'm telling EVERYBODY!"

On another note, why couldn't I have gotten a new neighbor like this? Instead, I got something like 12 people moving into a single family home, and they had their five-year-old out screaming in the pool at 1am last night.
 

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