BAD ideas for sequels. (1 Viewer)

[Keith Paynter]

Glengarry Glen Ross II - A Clockwork Lemon - little Alex is all grown up and uses ultraviolence to become the top salesman at a Durango Thirty-Five dealership.

 

[Keith Paynter]

Prances With Wolves - Wind In His Hair battles his way to win top spot in a Las Vegas nightclub show

 

[Evan Case]

The Fun Touchables - DePalma-directed follow-up chronicling Al Capone's (Robert DeNiro) hilarious sexual violation at the hands of fellow inmates.
Wayne's Refrigerator - Searing social commentary told from the viewpoint of one Aurora, Ill. headbanger's kitchen appliance. Mike Myers and Dana Carvey return via cameos.
Zero Samurai - One year later, the desperate villagers are unable to procure any samurai to help protect their village. All are killed in the ensuing brigand raid.
Indiana Jones and the Comfortable Bed - Worn out with life, 85-year old Indy has the artifacts brought to him. (Credit Conan O'Brien with that one)
Evan

 

[Bill J]

Prances With Wolves

I heard rumors that they are making a sequel to Dances With Wolves, but Costner will not be returning. Like he something better to do.........Dragonfly 2.

 

[Keith Paynter]

The Producers II - The Quest For Dancing Hitlers
Star Wars Episode III - The Wrath Of Khan
Actually, The Wrath Of Khan would sound cool behind any sequel with a Roman Numeral. Let's see...
Pinnochio II - The Wrath Of Khan
Cinderella II - The Wrath Of Khan
Austin Powers III - The Wrath Of Khan
Total Recall II - The Wrath Of Khan
South Park II - The Wrath Of Khan
Ghandi II - The Wrath Of Khan
A Bug's Life II - The Wrath Of Khan
Galaxy Quest II - The Wrath Of Khan
Blues Brothers 2002: The Wrath Of Khan
The Sound Of Music II - The Wrath Of Khan
Mad Max IV - The Wrath Of Khan

 

[Jason Harbaugh]

LOL Those are some good ones up there.
What Women Really Want Insert your own joke there. :b
Face/Off 2: The Russian Hockey Team Story
Starsearch Gate Ed McMahan travels through a stargate and finds a planet of Dick Clarks. This explains why he never seems to age.
The Riding Lawnmower Man John Deer creates a killing machine.
Cast Away 2: Bass Fishing
True White Lies Harry's biggest lie is when he says he didn't leave an empty roll of toilet paper in the bathroom.
Rat Race 2 Takes place in the NYC sewers and you must make it from Harlem to the Staten Island Ferry without being eatin by those dog sized rats. Yes
Itsa Rrrace!!
Toy Story 3: When Toys Attack Oh wait that was Small Soldiers.
Skiing Squirl, Washing Monkey CTHD's sequel staring rejects from Stupid Pet Tricks on the Letterman Show.
Video NonEssentials 90 minutes of test pattern static in true Dolby Prologic.

 

[Garrett Lundy]

Dude, Where's my Car? 2: The rise of Zoltan!
Jaws 2 Yeah, It's been done. Yeah ,It was a BAD idea.
Christine 2 This time it's a demonically possessed Toyota Echo! You can run, but not forever, because it can chase you over 200 miles between fill-ups.
Easyriders 2 Two middle-aged friends take a trip across country, fueled by blackmarket viagra, to get to Disney World. Watch as their pastel-coloured, non-offensive Honda Goldwings work perfectly the whole time! Thrill as typical suburbians fail to notice them!
Manos, The Hands of Fate 2: The return of Torgo!

 

[Josh_Hill]

Btw, what's up with the name change Josh?

http://www.hometheaterforum.com/htfo...threadid=57670

 

[Ryan L B]

How about
What Men Want - need ideas for this one. They might make this one.

 

[Max Leung]

What Men Want: A touching story about how a woman believes all men are shallow sex-crazed maniacs who love car-chases, shootouts, and people beating each other with sticks. But when an accident enables her to read their minds, she realizes that men are actually cuddly, shallow sex-crazed maniacs who love car-chases, shootouts, and people beating each other with sticks. Has a twist ending.
Lord of the Rings: Gollum's Nose-Ring The untold story of the Nose-Ring of Power possessed by Gollum before it was banished by the One Ring for talking too much. 500 years of nursery songs would drive anybody nuts!
Species 3: Tentacle Sex Fans of the infamous Legend of the Overfiend anime series will be delighted to know that this movie, featuring state-of-the-art robotic tentacle prosthetics from the genius of Stan Winston, continues the story about how people will watch just about anything that gives them an erection.
Articial Intelligence 2: Her Implants Look Real, But She is Not The story of Gigolo Jane, and how she evolved from her sex-trade business and wound up dominating the fashion clothing industry when she realized that all the people in it are just plain dumb. Plenty of helicopter crashes and car chases for all the men.

 

[Ryan L B]

Mad TV did the What Men want joke and all they wanted was boobs.

 

[Mark Wielgosz]

How about:
Memento II- Lenny decides to watch 'Eraserhead', but after fifteen minutes, he forgets what it's about and doesn't know what the hell is going on.
More to come when I think up some real odd ones.

 

[Max Leung]

Thelma and Louise 2: The Zombie Years After the events of the first movie, Thelma and Louise have become zombies and are staggering and grunting across America in their search for adventure and brains. Brad Pitt cameos as the terrified love interest who receives a surprising visitation by the two dead and rotting vixens. Rated R for zombie sex and gratuitous spaghetti shots. Directed by Peter Jackson.
Naked Gun 3.1415926535897932384626433832795...ad nauseum {Editor: just copy-and-paste the synopsis of Naked Gun 2 1/2 here...nobody would notice, thanks}
Grave of the Fireflies 2 Everybody dies horribly after much suffering. Features an appearance by the cast of Pokemon, in case you weren't depressed and suicidal enough at the end of the movie.
Eraserhead 2 Uh...anybody figure out this movie? Something about an evil man made out of rubber accosting a chicken factory? No that's not it...hmm.
Mars Attack 2 The evil martians are back! And this time they have yoodling acoustic dampeners and are now immune to the ingenious Earth defense system in place at the end of the first movie. Features music from Britney, N'Sync, and many other corporately-created bands! Gee I wonder what purpose that music serves in this movie?

 

[Scott Merryfield]

Saving Ryan's Privates -- This is actually a sequel to There's Something About Mary that explores the bathroom zipper scene in greater detail.

 

[Nate Anderson]

Being John Cusack: A lowly crew member finds a portal into the mind of John Cusack, and uses it to help further his own life. John Cusack plays both himself and Craig Schwartz.
The Big Chill 2: The gang gets together again, along with Kline's youngest son and Mary Kay Place's daughter, who start to fall in love. Boy do their parents have a surprise for them! (This joke requires you having seen 'The Big Chill' in the first place.)
Scream 4: This time, Ghostface goes after Sidney Prescott's second cousin by marriage.
Die Hard 4: Terrorists hunt John McClane and his friends through the jungle somewhere in South America. Wait, I think that was the actual premise for Die Hard 4. Oh well...

 

[Jonathan Perregaux]

The sad thing is, it is somewhat possible that some producer somewhere could be reading this thread and getting ideas...
Star Trek: A Voyager Movie
The crew of the starship Voyager, now safely returned to the Alpha Quadrant and their families on Earth, must answer the call of a menacing alien species that resemble Care Bears. However, one false move sends the ship careering across the cosmos until--oh, no!--they've landed back in the Delta Quadrant again!
Close Encounters of the Fourth Kind
Bet you didn't know there was a fourth kind, huh? Well, there is now! And it involves tentacle sex! Oh, no! Featuring ground-breaking anime.
Currently Famous
A journalist for Rolling Stone magazine hits it big and finds that life at the top is a lot like a Def Leppard album... interesting at first, but eventually it leads to horrible stomach cramps, strange-colored excrement and a vile taste in your mouth that can't be rinsed with any known mouthwash. Or was that last night's party? I never can tell.
Partial Recall
Arnold Schwarzenegger returns as Douglas Quaid, only he's forgotten half of what happened before and proceeds to completely contradict the entire plot of the first movie. The special effects are cool, though.
How To Divorce a Millionaire
A drag queen who looks exactly like Marilyn Monroe returns as Pola Debevoise, who must now figure out a way to dump her rich heel of husband and make off with most of his loot in the process. Starring Nathan Lane as her neglectful husband and featuring inapproriate music by Elton John--inappropriate for the 1950's, that is.

 

[rhett]

Close Encounters of the Third Reich

 

[Robin Warren]

SNIP

EDIT-on second thought I should delete this in light of what happened at the columbus blue jacket game..

 

[JasenP]

Right now a studio executive is printing out this entire thread.
I hope you are all having a good laugh, because it's gonna be REAL DAMN FUNNY when half of the titles and ideas in this thread come to a theater near you next summer!!!!

You will have no one to blame but yourselves!!!

 

[Dana Fillhart]

HTF: The Movie - A group of OAR Elitist Snobs set out to bring down the evil, corporate-backed Pan & Scammers with a secret hi-tech weapon...an internet forum!
Starring Russel Crowe as Ron Epstein, Richard Attenborough as Parker Clack, Kiefer Sutherland as Mike Knapp, Marshall Mathers III (aka Eminem) as Rain, Bill Paxton as Seth Paxton, Al Pacino as Tino, George Lucas as Terrell. Special cameo appearances by Steve Christeau and Marianne, as themselves. Produced by Jerry Bruckheimer. Directed by Steven Spielberg. Screenplay written by Dana Fillhart. Musical score composed by John Williams. Rated NC-17, due to explicit material unsuitable for minors.
Hey, it could happen...