There’s a strong whiff of sadness and desperation surrounding David Mirkin’s Romy and Michele’s High School Reunion, and that’s death for a comedy. Two superb comic actresses wear out their welcome playing clueless nitwits for ninety minutes amid a sea of tiresomely mean and unfunny adult versions of their high school brat selves. A few supporting performances compensate a bit for a singular lack of comic invention that most of the movie foists on its viewers.
Romy and Michele’s High School Reunion (Blu-ray)
Directed by David Mirkin
Studio: Touchstone
Year: 1997
Aspect Ratio: 1.85:1 1080p AVC codec
Running Time: 92 minutes
Rating: R
Audio: DTS-HD Master Audio 5.1 English; Dolby Digital 2.0 French, Spanish
Subtitles: SDH, Spanish, French
Region: A-B-C
MSRP: $ 20.00
Release Date: August 7, 2012
Review Date: August 3, 2012
The Film
2.5/5
Clueless heterosexual soul mates Romy (Mira Sorvino) and Michele (Lisa Kurdrow) have been joined at the hip since high school, their singularly simpletonish way of looking at the world somehow buffeting them from the slings and arrows of everyday life. When they receive word of their tenth high school reunion, they’re perturbed to realize that they haven’t accomplished much in ten years, certainly not enough to impress any of their classmates who used them for verbal target practice all those years ago. So, with a borrowed convertible, some stylish business suits, and a ready-made lie about their being the inventors of Post-Its, the two girls head from Los Angeles to Tucson hoping to finally make a positive impression on the A-class snobs who always gave them grief.
There is only so much airheaded buffoonery that Robin Schiff’s script can inflict on these two girls without running out of steam, and while the actresses are talented enough to retain audience sympathy throughout the ordeal of the high school flashbacks (particularly cruel not just to them but to a string of nerds who heartbreakingly grin and bear their torture) and a couple of dream sequences (which, in the script’s one clever move, doesn’t alert the audience that these are dreams), all the bitchery and negative feedback get to be rather burdensome. When the comeuppance to the snobs finally arrives late in the movie, it’s not enough to compensate for over an hour of really distasteful bullying. Frankly, the movie’s most interesting character Heather played by Janeane Garofalo should have been given a greater piece of the story to offer some kind of respite to all of the dunderheaded behavior of the two blonde leads. Director David Mirkin directs a rather funny climactic dance trio for the two leads and fellow nerd Sandy Frank (Alan Cumming), but these one note characters have all pretty much shown all their limited colors in the previous ninety minutes.
Both Mira Sorvino (as the slightly more intelligent of the pair) and Lisa Kudrow have stacks of awards demonstrating their comic prowess, but even they can’t spin gold from dross. They don’t make very convincing high schoolers, but they do wear some of their bizarre fashions with flair. Janeane Garofalo walks away with every one of her scenes as the acid-barbed, deadpan Heather. As the princely high school couple now unhappily married and living a sham, Julia Campbell and Vincent Ventresca play their parts to detestable perfection. Camryn Manheim pops in and out as the nerd that even the nerds don’t like, but Alan Cumming does just adequate work with his shy boy-turned-millionaire. Justin Theroux has a terrific cameo as a cowboy with a secret or two to share.
Video Quality
4.5/5
The film’s theatrical aspect ratio of 1.85:1 is faithfully reproduced in this 1080p transfer using the AVC codec. The candy-colored design palette for the film looks super in high definition, and there is no blooming or smearing with the bright colors on display. Flesh tones are natural throughout the presentation, and black levels reach a pleasing depth. Sharpness is also first-rate. The film has been divided into 16 chapters.
Audio Quality
4/5
The DTS-HD Master Audio 5.1 sound mix uses many pop tunes as the major component of the surround channels. There is little in the way of ambient sound utilized to extend the soundstage with most of the front channels doing the heavy lifting for the movie. Dialogue has been well recorded and has been placed firmly in the center channel.
Special Features
1.5/5
A production featurette is too brief to offer anything more than a sound bite or two from Lisa Kudrow, Mira Sorvino, Janeane Garofalo, and director David Mirkin, producer Laurence Mark, and writer Robin Schiff. It runs 3 ½ minutes in 480i.
The theatrical trailer runs 1 ¾ minutes in 480i.
The disc offers promo trailers for Who Framed Roger Rabbit, The Odd Life of Timothy Green, and The Avengers.
In Conclusion
2.5/5 (not an average)
Romy and Michele’s High School Reunion has some impressive actors but a script that’s too contrived and grounded in either meanness or inanity. Fans will enjoy the punchy high definition picture and good sound, but others may find that a rental is more the order of the day.
Matt Hough
Charlotte, NC