You know, the ones that VIP members get to hang out in before their flights - while the rest of us wait at the gate like refugees. I volunteered to get bumped on a flight, and I asked for a pass to the "Admirals Club" but I was denied. So what goes on there - Wild Drunken Orgies? Animal Sacrifices? Satanic Rituals? Tijuana Donkey Show? A S&M Dungeon? Kegstands? Opium Den? Tell me, I'm dying to find out. Personally, I picture it to be like the "party" that Tom Cruise went to in Eyes Wide Shut.