Okay guys, how would you respond to this T-shirt?

[Brian Perry]

On my flight home from London to Chicago, there were two very good-looking blonde girls traveling with their father, seated a few rows in front of me. The girls looked like they could be twins, about 19-21 years old.
I happened to venture toward the lavatory at around the same time as one of the girls, and at that time I noticed some wording on her tight black t-shirt. In medium-sized type, it read:
fit
chick
unbelievable
knockers
Sadly, I was speechless. While I'm married and was not looking to give her a pickup line, I wish I could have come up with a humorous comment without sounding like a pervert. Something like, "no false advertising there..."
What would you have said?

 

[JohnS]

I would have said "May I borrow your T-shirt, my car just hit a water buffalo"
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[Vince Maskeeper]

I would have said nothing.
A girl who would wear the shirt was looking for attention anyway- and I would not be the one to give it to her. What's worse, she was looking for attention in the absolute most shallow way possible, and embracing her own objectification in order to get it.
If I said anything to her, I would have suggested she develop some true self respect, not pre-packaged "I'm valid because I'm sexy" empowerment through exploitation.
...
Of course I'm in the minority, I'm sure, most posters here would probably tell you that you should have grabbed her breast.
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[MickeS]

What's worse, she was looking for attention in the absolute most shallow way possible, and embracing her own objectification in order to get it.

Wow. She could just have worn it because it was a funny and provocative T-shirt, you know. Even hot chicks have humour!

At least it wasn't
Fit
Unbelievable
Chick
Knockers
...

/Mike

 

[Iain Lambert]

Aah Mike, but if it had then it wouldn't have also said 'I spent a fortune on this shirt at French Connection, thats how much I find this slogan funny'. I must admit, its not exactly my favorite clothes shop (more of a River Island guy myself).

 

[Jeff_A]

A girl who would wear the shirt was looking for attention anyway- and I would not be the one to give it to her. What's worse, she was looking for attention in the absolute most shallow way possible, and embracing her own objectification in order to get it.

Sometimes that is ALL they have, Vince. Sad, but true.
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[AaronNWilson]

I would like to see the reaction if you reached down to grab the breast of one of the girls breasts with the father sitting there

.
Aaron

 

[BrianB]

Aah Mike, but if it had then it wouldn't have also said 'I spent a fortune on this shirt at French Connection, thats how much I find this slogan funny'. I must admit, its not exactly my favorite clothes shop (more of a River Island guy myself).

Just to stress this point that Iain made - FCUK is the 'logo' of a fairly large high street chain in the UK - French Connection...
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Nothing In Particular

 

[Ryan Wright]

A girl who would wear the shirt was looking for attention anyway

And when she gets it, she's liable to sue for sexual harassment.
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Ok, I admit it: I set you up the bomb.

 

[Joseph S]

Just to stress this point that Iain made - FCUK is the 'logo' of a fairly large high street chain in the UK - French Connection...

Yeah, but I noticed the Copley Sq. Boston location didn't try the arrangement of letters that was banned in San Francisco.

 

[Carlo Medina]

What would you have said?

Not...a...thing...
Isn't it horrible how the best responses always come 15 minutes after the situation that warranted it is over?
[Edited last by Carlo Medina on August 07, 2001 at 06:26 PM]

 

[Henry Gale]

Guess it's been over 30 years, but when the 69 shirts were popular, some of us were known to say, "Can I show you how your shirt works?"
I can't recall how we reacted to the AC/DC shirts....it was all so confusing.

 

[Graeme Clark]

Knock Knock....
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[Jin E]

Better yet... what if it said:
Fit
Unbelievable
Chick
Knockers
Male
Entertainment
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-Jin
My Theater

 

[Eric Scott]

Sometimes that is ALL they have

It's better than having nothing at All!

 

[Greg_R]

Are you sure the older guy was their father? Maybe a sugar daddy instead

?
Greg

 

[Ben Motley]

One of my favorite concert t-shirts from Silverfish...
HIPS
TITS
LIPS
POWER
I had it for a while and made it a present to a good friend of mine. That became her favorite concert-going t-shirt. Very cool! Silverfish was a baddass band, btw.

 

[JasenP]

I have a pair of shorts that read:
Average
Build
Hung
Like
French
Bread
But I'm not looking for attention.

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[Frank Anderson]

Would you call it honesty?

 

[Steve Christou]

great pic Frank, it's now my desktop wallpaper, thanks!