Humor : Safety Signs

John Thomas

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Hurricanes, animal corpses and the biohazard symbol have a lot in common. Think about it.

Ha!
 

Alex Spindler

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Some of my own:

Excessive use of tie-dye may initiate vomiting


A chemical attack would be a poor time to maximize your hunting and fishing quotas


If you flee from a nuclear emergency into a Pac-Man game, develop a plan to get the power pellet and avoid the ghosts
 

MarkHastings

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If your plane has been hickacked, there's no need to use the bathrooms (because you probably have already soiled yourself).



Be cautious of terrorists who leave square oranges on white picket fences.



Be sure to gussy up before calling the cops. Remember to wash behind your ears!



In the event of a nuclear strike...Avoid Texas!
 

Joseph DeMartino

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They got the first caption wrong. That is clearly the international sign for "Use by Richard Pryor Strictly Prohibitted"


Regards,

Joe
 

KyleK

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Your family cannot be trusted. They are the faceless minions of the enemy.


Try not to set your house on fire.


Walk casually away from danger towards the exit, reciting one-liners from Army of Darkness.


Time is wasting away to view those unwatched DVDs! Tommorow you could be dead.


Kyle
 

NickSo

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Avoid driving directly into the sun by veering off to the side of the road
 

MickeS

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My favorite is








If a room is on fire, do not go in there. Go somewhere else.

/Mike
 

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