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Humor : Safety Signs

Discussion in 'Archived Threads 2001-2004' started by Alex Spindler, Mar 19, 2003.

  1. Alex Spindler

    Alex Spindler Producer

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  2. Rain

    Rain Producer

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    Those are pretty funny. [​IMG][​IMG]
     
  3. John Thomas

    John Thomas Cinematographer

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    Hurricanes, animal corpses and the biohazard symbol have a lot in common. Think about it.

    Ha!
     
  4. Alex Spindler

    Alex Spindler Producer

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    Some of my own:
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    Excessive use of tie-dye may initiate vomiting

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    A chemical attack would be a poor time to maximize your hunting and fishing quotas

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    If you flee from a nuclear emergency into a Pac-Man game, develop a plan to get the power pellet and avoid the ghosts
     
  5. Ike

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    Some of those are great! I also especially liked
     
  6. MarkHastings

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    If your plane has been hickacked, there's no need to use the bathrooms (because you probably have already soiled yourself).


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    Be cautious of terrorists who leave square oranges on white picket fences.


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    Be sure to gussy up before calling the cops. Remember to wash behind your ears!


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    In the event of a nuclear strike...Avoid Texas!
     
  7. Joseph DeMartino

    Joseph DeMartino Lead Actor

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    They got the first caption wrong. That is clearly the international sign for "Use by Richard Pryor Strictly Prohibitted" [​IMG]

    Regards,

    Joe
     
  8. BrettB

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    Alternate for
     
  9. Thomas H G

    Thomas H G Screenwriter

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    [​IMG]

    That looks like College Station!


    Funny stuff by the way.
     
  10. MarkHastings

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  11. KyleK

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    Your family cannot be trusted. They are the faceless minions of the enemy.

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    Try not to set your house on fire.

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    Walk casually away from danger towards the exit, reciting one-liners from Army of Darkness.

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    Time is wasting away to view those unwatched DVDs! Tommorow you could be dead.


    Kyle[​IMG]
     
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    Avoid driving directly into the sun by veering off to the side of the road
     
  13. Felipe S

    Felipe S Stunt Coordinator

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    oh man these made me laugh

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  14. Robert McDonald

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    Thanks for the laughs! [​IMG]
     
  15. MickeS

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    My favorite is

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    If a room is on fire, do not go in there. Go somewhere else.

    /Mike
     

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