Humor : Safety Signs (1 Viewer)

[Alex Spindler]

May be in poor taste given our current climate, but I think we could all use some humor now and then.

*Warning : Some language is used*

http://titaniumcounter.com/temp/emergency/

 

[Rain]

Those are pretty funny.

 

[John Thomas]

Hurricanes, animal corpses and the biohazard symbol have a lot in common. Think about it.

Ha!

 

[Alex Spindler]

Some of my own:

Excessive use of tie-dye may initiate vomiting


A chemical attack would be a poor time to maximize your hunting and fishing quotas


If you flee from a nuclear emergency into a Pac-Man game, develop a plan to get the power pellet and avoid the ghosts

 

[Ike]

Some of those are great! I also especially liked

If a door is closed, karate chop it open.

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[MarkHastings]

If your plane has been hickacked, there's no need to use the bathrooms (because you probably have already soiled yourself).



Be cautious of terrorists who leave square oranges on white picket fences.



Be sure to gussy up before calling the cops. Remember to wash behind your ears!



In the event of a nuclear strike...Avoid Texas!

 

[Joseph DeMartino]

They got the first caption wrong. That is clearly the international sign for "Use by Richard Pryor Strictly Prohibitted"

Regards,

Joe

 

[BrettB]

Alternate for

Hurricanes, animal corpses and the biohazard symbol have a lot in common. Think about it.

In the event of biological or chemical attack ponder the frailties of the human psyche demonstrated in 'Vertigo'.

 

[Thomas H G]

That looks like College Station!


Funny stuff by the way.

 

[MarkHastings]

That looks like College Station!

LOL! And the call letters would be W.H.O.O.P.S. "Whoops! We didn't mean to nuke ya."

 

[KyleK]

Your family cannot be trusted. They are the faceless minions of the enemy.


Try not to set your house on fire.


Walk casually away from danger towards the exit, reciting one-liners from Army of Darkness.


Time is wasting away to view those unwatched DVDs! Tommorow you could be dead.


Kyle

 

[NickSo]

Avoid driving directly into the sun by veering off to the side of the road

 

[Felipe S]

oh man these made me laugh

 

[Robert McDonald]

Thanks for the laughs!

 

[MickeS]

My favorite is








If a room is on fire, do not go in there. Go somewhere else.

/Mike