Your pathetic attempt at self-gratification will not trick me into posting a reply...uh...ahem...uhm...as they say in Mexico: Fleas Crumply Onions, Ese.
Is really your birtherday John? [suspicious] hmmm we have had a lot of false alarms around here recently, wrong age, wrong dates, wrong person, wrong forum etc etc. Did you know Parker has two seperate birtherday threads every year?
Well he is ze Boss.