Directors Funny movie lines you've heard recently...

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  1. SteveGon

    SteveGon Executive Producer

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    A little levity to offset the bickering that's been going on recently. [​IMG]

    "I went to a brothel on the way to see my mistress. Try explaining THAT to your wife!"

    - The Decline of the American Empire
     
  2. Bill McA

    Bill McA Producer

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    "Your vagina felt good, but smelled horrible...it stunk.
    Even a cat or dog might have liked it...but I am a human after all...
    "

    -Izo
     
  3. SteveGon

    SteveGon Executive Producer

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    Note to self: add this "Izo" to my must-see list. [​IMG]
     
  4. Arman

    Arman Screenwriter

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    “Marry me, and I’ll never look at another horse,”

    – A Day at the Races
     
  5. Steve Christou

    Steve Christou Long Member

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    Maitre D': I'm suggesting that you leave before I have to get snooty.
    Ferris Bueller: Snooty?
    Maitre D': Snotty.
    Ferris Bueller: Snotty?

    Ferris: If you're not over here in fifteen minutes, you can find a new best friend.
    Cameron: You've been saying that since the fifth grade.

    Grace: Oh, he's very popular Ed. The sportos, the motorheads, geeks, sluts, bloods, waistoids, dweebies, dickheads - they all adore him. They think he's a righteous dude.
    Ed Rooney: I did not achieve this position in life by having some snot-nosed punk leave my cheese out in the wind.
    Grace: Oh, Ed. You sounded like Dirty Harry just then.
    Ed Rooney: Really? Thanks, Grace.

    Ferris: Pardon my French, but Cameron is so tight that if you stuck a lump of coal up his ass, in two weeks you'd have a diamond.

    Cameron: Ferris, my father loves this car more than life itself.
    Ferris: A man with priorities so far out of whack doesn't deserve such a fine automobile.
    [Ferris caresses the car in admiration]
    Cameron: No. No! Apparently, you don't understand!
    Ferris: [ignoring Cameron] Wow.
    Cameron: Ferris, he never drives it! He just rubs it with a diaper!

    Ferris: Hi. Do you speak English?
    Garage Attendant: Uh, what country do you think this is?

    Boy in Police Station: There's someone you should talk to.
    Jeannie: If you say Ferris Bueller, you lose a testicle.

    Maitre D': You're Abe Froman?
    Ferris: That's right. I'm Abe Froman.
    Maitre D': The sausage king of Chicago?
    Ferris: [brief hesitation] Yeah. That's me.
     
  6. Arman

    Arman Screenwriter

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    "I'm in love with a girl, and I'm going to help hang her father."

    - Foreign Correspondent
     
  7. Artur Meinild

    Artur Meinild Screenwriter

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    Only recently a friend and I noted the following comment from Jeff Goldblum (Dr. Malcolm) in Jurassic Park:
    "Oh God help us! We're in the hands of engineers!" Now this is pretty funny since I'm an engineering student! [​IMG]
     

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