Cat vs Girlfriend (1 Viewer)

[Frank Zimkas]

A nice girlfriend will be fully equiped with a "Cat"!

 

[Jack Briggs]

I'm just relieved that this is a funny thread.

One word of strong advice, though: Never under any circumstances declaw a cat. It is not analogous to clipping a person's fingernails; a claw is an appendage, analogous to the final joint in a human's finger. It is painful to the cat and, basically, robs him or her of essential abilities.

Living with a cat means making adjustments and planning accordingly (tower speakers? satellites?). Love is about give and take, but when it comes with no strings it is beautiful.

No mystery here: I prefer living with a cat, but I don't mind a girlfriend who stays over two or three nights a week. (You'd think I was running for public office with a line like that.)

 

[Chu Gai]

May we then expect a 900+ page novel titled "My Life" by J. Briggs?

 

[JohnSmith]

But you can bonk your cat, then give your girlfriend a can of whiskas.


oops got that mixed up!

 

[Jeff]

That post had to be edited?


Jack, just out of curiousity, do you mean an owner shouldn't declaw a cat (which is obvious) or should a cat not be declawed period; even by a Vet.


Jeff