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Ernest Rister

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The results of genetic tampering gone terribly wrong at The Theme Park of Dr. Moreau

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Disneyland cast members are frozen solid in this deleted scene from The Day After Tomorrow

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WHERE ARE THEY NOW?
From left to right: Opium addict, pot fiend, cocaine freak, twin helium abusers, surgery addict, frigid dominatrix, domestic violence victim, alcoholic, childporn fiends...and giant rabbit.
 

Randy Tennison

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Hey, Michael! Remember when you said you'd resign from Disney when hell froze over?!?!?!?!?!

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Captain Literal strikes again, with an early attempt at "Disney on Ice"

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It was regarded as Eisner's greatest mistake, opening Disneyland Quebec!
 

chris winters

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A) After their plane crashes in the Andes, famous disney characters are forced to eat each other to survive.

B) And you thought wet dog smelled bad...

C) The supreme court after 4 more years of George Bush.
 

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A: Disney's remake of The Usual Suspects:
"Gimme the Keys thumb-sucker mother-father..."
B: "CAMELOT: Tis a silly place"
 

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After once again mistaking the hairbrush for the dildo during fellatio practice, Hilary Duff was forced to exist on a diet of mild tea and throat lozenges for the next 48 hours.
 

Seth Paxton

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The TRON pix

"Don't you see Drew, your a Democrat and I'm a Republican, our love can never be. Can't we just enjoy the rest of the rave on our X high and be friends?"

:laugh: tears on that one


Duff pix

"Hillary had her lip synching down pat, so she couldn't understand how the audience knew."
 

Jason Adams

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Director: Don't worry Hilary, your singing will be looped in post, and the brush will be digitally erased and changed with a mic.
 

chris winters

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To the embarassment of her managers and engineers, Hillary Duff freezes mid-song as her cybertronic battery runs out. Her handlers insist she had been fully charged as of last night, and have no explanation as to what happened.
 

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