Caption This! Disney Thread (1 Viewer)

[Ernest Rister]

Pretty straightforward...put your funniest, wittiest caption on these photos from Disney movies. I'll provide the photos, you provide the jokes.

Today's Photos Are....





and

 

[Haggai]

#1: When Mikey from the Life cereal commercials grew up, he pleaded with Saturday Night Live to burn any and all evidence of his unsuccessful tryout for their Colon-Blow fake cereal commercials, but this photo survived.

 

[Jean D]

#1: How many times can you eat a bowl of cereal?
#2: "Oh, this is El Donkey Gus. I got him in Mexico. You wouldnt believe the shows you can see down there!"
#3: "This is ridiculous. It's time for a real bitch"

 

[Ernest Rister]

All right, I'll give it a go...

In honor of ROTK...


Backstage at the Academy Awards 2003: Billy Boyd waits with Viggo Mortensen's Fiancee as the Best Picture Nominations are announced

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Foley artist Lars Richardson at work, recording noises for Gimli's drinking game.

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Dean Jones wakes up next to Phillipa Boyens

 

[Ernest Rister]

#2: "Oh, this is El Donkey Gus. I got him in Mexico. You wouldnt believe the shows you can see down there!"
#3: "This is ridiculous. It's time for a real bitch"

 

[Chuck Mayer]

1. Two seconds after asking Goldie why Almost Famous was rated R...

2. Remember the Titans: The NAMBLA cut

3. Why does my ass hurt?

 

[Ernest Rister]

ROFLMAO...good work, Chuck

 

[Greg_S_H]

"I guess I was drunker than I thought last night. . . ."

 

[Jean D]

#3 Man my dogs are tired.
#3 "I told you, I like it with the lights OFF!"
#3 "Well, this is one way to end up on Maury."

 

[Jamie Goff]

#1. The stench of gas could peel the paint off walls.

#2. "We are not gay, not that there's anything wrong with that."

#3. "No really, I'll call you."

 

[chris winters]

#1) Not widely known, but while in college Val Kilmor used to care for the school mascot durring football games in an attempt to score a walk on position with the team.

#2) "I said skim, not 2%!"

or

#2) using his heat ray vision, Kurt russel warms his cream of wheat another 10 degrees just like he likes it.

#3)"Well thats one more thing I can cross of the list of things I always wanted to do before I die."

or

#3) Stedman tries to sooth Oprah's feelings after a tiff as she pouts and glances longingly out the window.

 

[Ernest Rister]

"Stedman tries to sooth Oprah's feelings after a tiff as she pouts and glances longingly out the window."

Okay - that was just wrong.

 

[Jean D]

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAH

 

[Julian Reville]

#3 "No more bean burritos for you!"

 

[BrettB]

#2 Two top players for the Static Clings were sidelined Sunday when their specially designed over-sized helmets were misplaced by the team's equipment manager.

 

[BrettB]

#3 Viagra: What They Don't Tell You

 

[Ernest Rister]

"Welcome back to the Today Show, I'm Matt Lauer. Top story this hour -- the Center for Disease Control is warning consumers to not eat Crumply Crunch cereal, due to improper handling of the food by dozens of people infected with a highly-communicable strain of the ebola virus. Do not eat Crumply Crunch cereal. We say again - DO NOT EAT CRUMPLY CRUNCH CEREAL."

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A European field goal kicker and the Offensive Coordinator for the UT Longhorns football team wait patiently on the sidelines.

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"Yeah, right. You always have a headache."

 

[Mike_Carswell]

It was at that moment that George remembered where he'd left his spoon.



Gary was pleased as punch with the results after entering Gus on MTV's 'Pimp My Horse'.



'Could have been worse. Last week it was a hamster and a traffic cone.'

 

[Ernest Rister]

The great Mike Carswell scores again.

Last week it was a hamster and a traffic cone.

 

[Keith Paynter]

Kurt reacts to the awful truth as Goldie tells him over breakfast that she used to be a man...


Waiting to get his ass on the field...


Well, at least it was better than that million-dollar duck!