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Caption This! Disney Thread

Discussion in 'Movies' started by Ernest Rister, Dec 17, 2004.

  1. Ernest Rister

    Ernest Rister Producer

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    Pretty straightforward...put your funniest, wittiest caption on these photos from Disney movies. I'll provide the photos, you provide the jokes.

    Today's Photos Are....

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  2. Haggai

    Haggai Producer

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    #1: When Mikey from the Life cereal commercials grew up, he pleaded with Saturday Night Live to burn any and all evidence of his unsuccessful tryout for their Colon-Blow fake cereal commercials, but this photo survived.
     
  3. Jean D

    Jean D Screenwriter

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    #1: How many times can you eat a bowl of cereal?
    #2: "Oh, this is El Donkey Gus. I got him in Mexico. You wouldnt believe the shows you can see down there!"
    #3: "This is ridiculous. It's time for a real bitch"
     
  4. Ernest Rister

    Ernest Rister Producer

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    All right, I'll give it a go...

    In honor of ROTK...

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    Backstage at the Academy Awards 2003: Billy Boyd waits with Viggo Mortensen's Fiancee as the Best Picture Nominations are announced

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    Foley artist Lars Richardson at work, recording noises for Gimli's drinking game.

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    Dean Jones wakes up next to Phillipa Boyens
     
  5. Ernest Rister

    Ernest Rister Producer

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    #2: "Oh, this is El Donkey Gus. I got him in Mexico. You wouldnt believe the shows you can see down there!"
    #3: "This is ridiculous. It's time for a real bitch"



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  6. Chuck Mayer

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    1. Two seconds after asking Goldie why Almost Famous was rated R...

    2. Remember the Titans: The NAMBLA cut

    3. Why does my ass hurt?
     
  7. Ernest Rister

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    ROFLMAO...good work, Chuck
     
  8. Greg_S_H

    Greg_S_H Executive Producer

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    "I guess I was drunker than I thought last night. . . ."
     
  9. Jean D

    Jean D Screenwriter

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    #3 Man my dogs are tired.
    #3 "I told you, I like it with the lights OFF!"
    #3 "Well, this is one way to end up on Maury."
     
  10. Jamie Goff

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    #1. The stench of gas could peel the paint off walls.

    #2. "We are not gay, not that there's anything wrong with that."

    #3. "No really, I'll call you."
     
  11. chris winters

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    #1) Not widely known, but while in college Val Kilmor used to care for the school mascot durring football games in an attempt to score a walk on position with the team.

    #2) "I said skim, not 2%!"

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    #2) using his heat ray vision, Kurt russel warms his cream of wheat another 10 degrees just like he likes it.

    #3)"Well thats one more thing I can cross of the list of things I always wanted to do before I die."

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    #3) Stedman tries to sooth Oprah's feelings after a tiff as she pouts and glances longingly out the window.
     
  12. Ernest Rister

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    "Stedman tries to sooth Oprah's feelings after a tiff as she pouts and glances longingly out the window."

    Okay - that was just wrong.

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  13. Jean D

    Jean D Screenwriter

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    HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAH
     
  14. Julian Reville

    Julian Reville Screenwriter

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    #3 "No more bean burritos for you!"
     
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    #2 Two top players for the Static Clings were sidelined Sunday when their specially designed over-sized helmets were misplaced by the team's equipment manager.
     
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    #3 Viagra: What They Don't Tell You
     
  17. Ernest Rister

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    "Welcome back to the Today Show, I'm Matt Lauer. Top story this hour -- the Center for Disease Control is warning consumers to not eat Crumply Crunch cereal, due to improper handling of the food by dozens of people infected with a highly-communicable strain of the ebola virus. Do not eat Crumply Crunch cereal. We say again - DO NOT EAT CRUMPLY CRUNCH CEREAL."

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    A European field goal kicker and the Offensive Coordinator for the UT Longhorns football team wait patiently on the sidelines.

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    "Yeah, right. You always have a headache."
     
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    It was at that moment that George remembered where he'd left his spoon.


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    Gary was pleased as punch with the results after entering Gus on MTV's 'Pimp My Horse'.


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    'Could have been worse. Last week it was a hamster and a traffic cone.'
     
  19. Ernest Rister

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    The great Mike Carswell scores again.

    Last week it was a hamster and a traffic cone.

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  20. Keith Paynter

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    Kurt reacts to the awful truth as Goldie tells him over breakfast that she used to be a man...

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    Waiting to get his ass on the field...

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    Well, at least it was better than that million-dollar duck!
     

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