You know what they say about the size of one's wingspan right? Oh yeah! Take a look at all those new BMW's down there. They're more Dirrty than X-Tina.
Stanley Kubrick's first attempt at Full Metal Jacket "Tonight, you pukes will sleep with your rifles. You will give your rifle a girl's name, because this is the only pussy you people are going to get. Your days of finger-banging ol' Mary Jane Rottencrotch through her pretty pink panties are over! You're married to this piece. This weapon of iron and wood. And you will be faithful!"
Here are the sad results of Buddy Ebsen's advice to Fess Parker that he should 'pick on someone his own size.' Sadly, Fess never did really understand why the film was called, 'The Terror of Tiny Town.'
Picture 1: Jesus, look at the size of those maggots! (Kurt Russell picture Picture 2: No, I did not steal your mop. That IS my hair! (Picture from Gus) Picture 3: A) Alcohol warning label: Consumption of alcohol can lead to waking up next to something really scary. B) Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. C) Nuh nuh nuh Nine Coronas! (Picture of Dean Jones in bed with the dog) Picture 4: It's a bird! It's a plane! It's... what the hell IS that? (Picture of the guy and gal in the weird bid getups) Picture 5: The ugly truth about Disney's "The Alamo": They didn't aim at the producers and director! (Fess Parker surrounded by gun totin' little kids)