Oh, hell yes, Reginald, good thread! As I lay in bed pondering life this morning, I thought:
Will I be the victim of a random terrorist attack?
Should I do anything productive today?
I also thought, "Is an animal an athlete?" Well, shit yeah, they are! Ever heard of a guard dog? A seeing-eye dog? Dogs do more than humans do (at least this human, from June to August). The next question should be: Are baseball players athletes? I think you'd get more of an argument from me there.