A musical tribute to Warner Bros.

Discussion in 'Archived Threads 2001-2004' started by Jon_Are, Aug 16, 2001.

  1. Jon_Are

    Jon_Are Cinematographer

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    sung to the tune of “Don’t Let the Sun Go Down On Me”
    I can’t see, all the Oompa-Loompas
    Charlie Bucket, fades in and out of sight
    I’m growing dizzy, the camera weaves before me
    Now it’s frozen, on just half of Grandpa’s face
    It’s not too late, to reverse this abomination
    Please take a chance, and change your DVD;
    But you’ll misread, our meanings that we send you
    You’ll snap the case, and remain blinded to our plight
    (chorus)
    Don’t pan and scan my Wonka DVD
    I’m not just one lone voice, all of HTF agrees
    You can’t allow Joe Six Pack’s narrow vision, to run free
    ‘cause watching P & S, is like a man going down on me.
    Jon
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    "This one goes to eleven." (Nigel Tufnel)
     
  2. Kenny Goldin

    Kenny Goldin Second Unit

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    I was thinking more along the lines of
    We're not gonna take it!
    No! We ain't gonna take it!
    We're not gonna take it,
    Anymore!
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    Jay and Silent Bob in
    CLERKS
     
  3. Justin Lane

    Justin Lane Cinematographer

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    Umm I guess this song would make sense, except that the new disc is Full Frame, not Pan and Scan.
    "I can’t see, all the Oompa-Loompas
    Charlie Bucket, fades in and out of sight
    I’m growing dizzy, the camera weaves before me
    Now it’s frozen, on just half of Grandpa’s face"
    This might be true if the film was shot in 2.35:1 ratio, but alas it is only 1.85:1 OAR where there would not be too much scanning going on in the first place even if they did not do a full frame release.
    Nice attempt, but your song is just as flawed as the release Warner will be putting out [​IMG]
    J
     

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