There's something in here......... (1 Viewer)

[Ike]

Jesus Christ, it's gotten Chmiel!

I found an old twelve gauge, but we've only got three shells, so you have to use them wisely.

 

[Patrick Sun]

Pull my finger!

 

[Ike]

[whisper]Patrick's fucking lost it, man. I think it's got him. I don't want to, but we may have to let it have him.[/whisper]

 

[Kenneth]

This is gettin' pretty scary. Maybe we should send someone for help. Didn't we see a nice old woman at the "Bate's Motel" we passed on the way in ...

 

[Iain Lambert]

Awww, I know he said to pull it, but I'm sure Patrick didn't mean all the way off. Never mind, there appears to be some glue here; for some reason someone spilt it all over the Dewey Decimal System cards, but we can scrape a bit off to use.

 

[Kenneth]

Hey, listen to the section on Demons in the Necronomicon:
"Demons appear here and there ... now and again ... and how are you Kenneth ..."

 

[Brad_W]

While you guys are searching for whatever-it-is, I just found this key labled, "Hot Chicks Room." I'm going to find out what the Hot Chicks Room is all about.

 

[Kenneth]

Brad can feel the heat radiating from the room ... he turns the knob and starts to open the door ... when he is promptly trampled by thousands of baby chickens

 

[John Spencer]

Guys, I'm gonna run out to the pitch-black, windowless barn and see if there are more batteries in the tool box. You stay here and yell if you find anything.

 

[Jack Briggs]

I've looked all over the place and I don't see or hear a damned thing. You all are just getting excited and worked up. There's a rational explanation for all this.

 

[Kenneth]

Ahhhhh, look out! See those orbs? They're heading straight towards Jack

 

[Jeffrey Noel]

Guys, I'm gonna run out to the pitch-black, windowless barn and see if there are more batteries in the tool box.

Hold on John. From the sound of it, Chris' unsatisfied girlfriend has something with batteries!!! We could use them when she's finished!

 

[Dave Poehlman]

I'll go outside and take a look around... and around.. and around.

 

[Wayne Bundrick]

I've looked all over the place and I don't see or hear a damned thing. You all are just getting excited and worked up. There's a rational explanation for all this.

There is a rational explanation. Jack is either the bogeyman in disguise, or he's the ironic next victim.

 

[Matthew Chmiel]

Man, I survived that attack. But has anybody seen my pants? It's quite cold in here.

 

[Wayne Bundrick]

I don't know where your pants are, but if you can see past all the flies stuck to the window, there's a black goat out in the yard eating somebody's underwear.

 

[Kenneth]

Is it just me or are there ripples in the water glass and a distant thumping sound? Hand me the flashlight so I can shine it out the window ...

 

[Jeffrey Noel]

Kenneth, I'll help try to scare "it" off by yelling and screaming at the top of my lungs outside!

 

[Scott Hayes]

Goats toads

Chiks and flies

In my pot

I'll roast your eyes!

Boil and simmer

Stir and strain

I'll eat your organs

even your brains!

 

[Kenneth]

Wait, I just remembered I brought my copy of Demonology for Dummies ... let's see ... possession ... Ouija Boards ... DANG why can't this thing have an index ... Oops, here we go. It says to draw a Pentagram. How many points in a Pentagram again :p)