Directors The Ripoff/Sequel "Uncool" Tournament (2 Viewers)

[Mark Shannon]

Being the last picked

Starting a thread that gets no replies

Carrot Top - sure, urkel's uncool, but carrottop is just annoying as hell.

 

[Andrew_Sch]

Before I vote, what exactly does "Descending into an HTF discussion with a troll" mean?

 

[Brad Porter]

Round 1 - Bracket 5

Going all in with pocket Aces, and losing to a 2-8 off suit

Even if the 8-2 was the first to bluff with an all in wager, there's no way that isn't called with wired aces, and it's just awful luck to lose that hand. If the 8-2 called the aces all-in bet, then the game should have been stopped right then and there so that person could be sterilized and kicked in the head a few times.

Round 1 - Bracket 6

Starting a thread that gets no replies This especially sucks if it is a cool thread idea, which of course all of mine are.

Friday bonus match!

Round 1 - Bracket 7

Urkel

Carrot Top is a geek, which isn't always uncool. Urkel is a nerd, which is pretty much never cool. Neither of them is a dork or a spaz, but I'm pretty sure Urkel is a Poindexter and a square. That gives him a major advantage here.

Brad

 

[Rob P S]

Being the last person picked in a pick up game of *whatever*

Starting a thread that gets no replies

Carrot Top

 

[John C. Wilson]

Being the last person picked in a pick up game of *whatever*
Starting a thread that gets no replies

 

[SteveGon]

Being picked last..., Starting a thread..., and Urkel (I cast the tie-breaker) are the winners.


Round 1 - Bracket 8

The hirsute match...

Mullets

vs.

back hair


Round 1 - Bracket 9

Defacing, not returning or otherwise mistreating something borrowed from a public library

vs.

Co-workers who conduct all of their personal business and conversations, none of it pertaining to you, in your cubicle


Another bonus match!


Round 1 - Bracket 10

telemarketers

vs.

unmoderated movie forums


Speaking of moderators, does everyone know our own Mr. Rice is a mod/admin over at e-critics.com? Go mess with him.

 

[george kaplan]

Mullets

Defacing, not returning or otherwise mistreating something borrowed from a public library

telemarketers

Very good to know. Next time he gives me grief...

 

[Philip_T]

back hair
Defacing, not returning or otherwise mistreating something borrowed from a public library
telemarketers

 

[Mark Shannon]

Mullets vs Back Hair. Well, mullets are uncool, though they were at one point cool. Back Hair, however, has never been cool.

Well, I don't have a cubicle, so that's never happened to me, but it's really not technically uncool to deface public library property. It's just frowned upon. Abstain

Telemarketers vs unmoderated movie forums. Although it would be interesting to see all the discussions that could go on, there would just be too many thread crappers and the like. However, that would not be as uncool as Telemarketers. The amount of times I have had to run to get the phone, only to hear "hello, is Mr or Mrs...... there?" I'd like to reach through the phone and rip out their voicebox... and during dinner time, no less!

 

[Mike Hutman]

Mullets

Defacing, not returning or otherwise mistreating something borrowed from a public library

telemarketers

 

[Andrew_Sch]

Mullets-Don't diss back hair 'till you've tried it. All right, admittedly, it sucks, but not as bad as mulletts.

Defacing, not returning or otherwise mistreating something borrowed from a public library

Telemarketers

 

[Nick Sievers]

Mullets - at least back hair is covered a lot of the time.

Defacing, not returning or otherwise mistreating something borrowed from a public library

Telemarketers

 

[Angelo.M]

mullets

library

telemarketers


Huh?

 

[Rob P S]

back hair

Defacing, not returning or otherwise mistreating something borrowed from a public library

unmoderated movie forums

 

[John C. Wilson]

Mullets
Defacing, not returning or otherwise mistreating something borrowed from a public library
telemarketers

 

[SteveGon]

Mullets, Defacing..., and Telemarketers win.


Round 1 - Bracket 11

When Someone You've Got "Feelings" For Already Has An S.O. (Extra points if said S.O. is a real asshole/b*tch)

vs.

Having lustful thoughts about a hot chick and then finding out (too late) she's a he


Round 1 - Bracket 12

Eating alone in a restaurant

vs.

Insomnia


Bonus joke!

A tourist was driving in Kentucky when he saw a little boy walking down the road with only one shoe on.
He stopped and said, "What's the matter son? Did you lose a shoe?"
The boy says, "Nope! Just found one."



(apologies to Kentucky HTF residents)

 

[Dheiner]

When Someone You've Got "Feelings" For Already Has An S.O. (Extra points if said S.O. is a real asshole/b*tch)

Insomnia

(I'd like to ask for some definition on "too late" because the timing would have a huge effect on the uncoolness factor. I mean, are we talking they turn around and have a beard, or are we talking "The Crying Game" here?)

 

[Chucky P]

When Someone You've Got "Feelings" For Already Has An S.O. (Extra points if said S.O. is a real asshole/b*tch)
Insomnia

 

[george kaplan]

Having lustful thoughts about a hot chick and then finding out (too late) she's a he

Insomnia

Unless you'd already at least kissed 'her' I don't see how it would be 'too late'.

 

[Andrew_Sch]

When Someone You've Got "Feelings" For Already Has An S.O. (Extra points if said S.O. is a real asshole/b*tch)-tough match-up for what I think it my most uncool nomination


Insomnia-been experiencing this mildly for a few weeks now...probably not the full-blown medical condition, but still pretty uncool