This is your brain: "Presented in a scope widescreen format, preserving the 2.35:1 aspect ratio of it's original theatrical exhibition."
This is your brain on drugs: "This film has been modified from it's original theatrical version. It has been reformatted to fit your screen"
Any questions???
[creeps into frame] Hey? Where'd all those posts go? Cees? Oh sheet! It's Joe. I think he saw us, run! run!!! Crap, I tripped. Go Cees. Save yourself!! [crawls under frame]