Okay guys, how would you respond to this T-shirt?

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  1. Brian Perry

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    On my flight home from London to Chicago, there were two very good-looking blonde girls traveling with their father, seated a few rows in front of me. The girls looked like they could be twins, about 19-21 years old.
    I happened to venture toward the lavatory at around the same time as one of the girls, and at that time I noticed some wording on her tight black t-shirt. In medium-sized type, it read:
    fit
    chick
    unbelievable
    knockers
    Sadly, I was speechless. While I'm married and was not looking to give her a pickup line, I wish I could have come up with a humorous comment without sounding like a pervert. Something like, "no false advertising there..."
    What would you have said?
     
  2. JohnS

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    I would have said "May I borrow your T-shirt, my car just hit a water buffalo"
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  3. Vince Maskeeper

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    I would have said nothing.
    A girl who would wear the shirt was looking for attention anyway- and I would not be the one to give it to her. What's worse, she was looking for attention in the absolute most shallow way possible, and embracing her own objectification in order to get it.
    If I said anything to her, I would have suggested she develop some true self respect, not pre-packaged "I'm valid because I'm sexy" empowerment through exploitation.
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    Of course I'm in the minority, I'm sure, most posters here would probably tell you that you should have grabbed her breast.
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  5. Iain Lambert

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    Aah Mike, but if it had then it wouldn't have also said 'I spent a fortune on this shirt at French Connection, thats how much I find this slogan funny'. I must admit, its not exactly my favorite clothes shop (more of a River Island guy myself).
     
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    I would like to see the reaction if you reached down to grab the breast of one of the girls breasts with the father sitting there [​IMG].
    Aaron
     
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    Guess it's been over 30 years, but when the 69 shirts were popular, some of us were known to say, "Can I show you how your shirt works?"
    I can't recall how we reacted to the AC/DC shirts....it was all so confusing. [​IMG]
     
  13. Graeme Clark

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    Knock Knock....
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  14. Jin E

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    Better yet... what if it said:
    Fit
    Unbelievable
    Chick
    Knockers
    Male
    Entertainment
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    Are you sure the older guy was their father? Maybe a sugar daddy instead [​IMG]?
    Greg
     
  17. Ben Motley

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    One of my favorite concert t-shirts from Silverfish...
    HIPS
    TITS
    LIPS
    POWER
    I had it for a while and made it a present to a good friend of mine. That became her favorite concert-going t-shirt. Very cool! Silverfish was a baddass band, btw.
     
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    I have a pair of shorts that read:
    Average
    Build
    Hung
    Like
    French
    Bread
    But I'm not looking for attention. [​IMG]
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    Would you call it honesty?
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    [​IMG] great pic Frank, it's now my desktop wallpaper, thanks!
     

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