Garrett Lundy
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HTF Educational Posts Presents: Know Your Kung-Fu Teacher.
1. While a neat party trick, people who have spent 20 or more years perfecting Iron Crotch QiGong are probably not people you want to be spending quality time with.
2. Historically, the best KungFu instructors have been albino werewolves.
3. Brazilian Martial Arts, or "Zombie-Fu" have exploded in popularity recently.
4. 'Kung-Fu' is old Cantonese, translating to "Empty Hand". It can also summon demons when used in combination with chanting "Ia Ia Ia Chthulhu F'Taghn!"
5. Your body is a temple. Make yours a Shaolin temple!
1. While a neat party trick, people who have spent 20 or more years perfecting Iron Crotch QiGong are probably not people you want to be spending quality time with.
2. Historically, the best KungFu instructors have been albino werewolves.
3. Brazilian Martial Arts, or "Zombie-Fu" have exploded in popularity recently.
4. 'Kung-Fu' is old Cantonese, translating to "Empty Hand". It can also summon demons when used in combination with chanting "Ia Ia Ia Chthulhu F'Taghn!"
5. Your body is a temple. Make yours a Shaolin temple!