Favorite movie double-entendre (1 Viewer)

[Brian Perry]

Mine is from Gone With the Wind:
Rhett to Scarlett:
"You need kissing badly. That's what's wrong with you. You should be kissed, and often, and by someone who knows how."
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[Edited last by Brian Perry on October 04, 2001 at 09:15 AM]

 

[Kenneth]

The Big Sleep has plenty but this is the one I like best:

Marlowe: You don't like to be rated yourself.
Vivian: I haven't met anyone yet that can do it. Any suggestions?
Marlowe: Well, I can't tell till I've seen you over a distance of ground. You've got a touch of class, but I don't know how, how far you can go.
Vivian: A lot depends on who's in the saddle.

Kenneth

 

[DustinDavis]

View to a Kill
James Bond: Well my dear, I take it you spend quite a lot of time in the saddle.
Jenny Flex: Yes, I love an early morning ride.
James Bond: Well, I'm an early riser myself.

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Dustin A. Davis '94
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"But they are useless. They can only give you answers." - Pablo Picasso on computers

 

[Brian Perry]

Whoops, I suppose this thread belongs in POLLS. Moderators, thanks in advance.
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[Dennis Nicholls]

The entire movie "Gigi" is one long double-entendre, although it probably wasn't intended to be quite so blatent. The film opens with the most famous dirty old man of all time, Maurice Chevalier, singing "thank heaven for little girls" and it goes downhill from there.....
"Thank heaven for little girls
Thank heaven for them all, no matter where, no matter who
Without them what would little boys do???"
A great anamorphic DVD from MGM at a cheap price.....
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Feline audience members Katie, Susie, and the one and only Fluffy Pumpkin

 

[Jim_F]

Young Frankenstein:
"What knockers!"