Cheerleaders Arrested and Fired After Hanky-Panky in Bar Restroom (1 Viewer)

[MarkHastings]

You can stick with your lesbian cheerleader sex. I'm going after the straight cheerleader sex. That way I'd have a better chance of getting in on the action.

 

[Bryan X]

Yeah, Mark, but do you really want to get in on any action that involves another guy?

I'll stick to the hot lesbian cheerleaders. And heck, I won't even discriminate. They don't have to be cheerleaders.

 

[Kirk Gunn]

Letterman's Top Ten Questions On The Carolina Panthers Cheerleading Application


10. "You're cool about getting freaky in restrooms, right?"

9. "If you don't get the job, are you gonna punch me?"

8. "Can I see your pom-poms?"

7. "Have you and another girl ever gone into the red zone?"

6. "Would you describe yourself as a 'slut' or a 'tramp'?"

5. "Would you like to participate in a special event with me and my wife?"

4. "Are you willing to stand outside, half-naked in January for minimum wage?"

3. "What's John Madden like in the sack?"

2. "How do you look in a mug shot?"

1. "Would you mind if I tried splitting your uprights?"

 

[Scott Temple]

So what happened with this story? It was everywhere, but it's been dead silent for almost two weeks now. Penthouse was supposed to have an offer to the women in writing by Tuesday, November 15th. Why haven't we heard anything? Are they going to pose nude or not?

 

[Greg_S_H]

I think everyone who was interested in this story has already rolled over and gone to sleep, if you namsayn.

 

[Danny Tse]

Until the Penthouse issue shows up on newstands everywhere.

 

[Ravi K]

Look at those pictures again and tell me if you REALLY want to see them naked...

 

[Citizen87645]

I don't know about Penthouse and the actual women, but i know an adult magazine has commissioned a parody shoot with one of the top adult photographers using models more guys would find appealing.

 

[MarkHastings]

I do!!!!

I don't want to marry them, I just want to see them naked

 

[Yee-Ming]

Weell, considering they're professional cheerleaders, they're probably in pretty good shape and buff, so why not? And never underestimate the powers of a good make-up artist. Let's just say that some of the hottest, to-die-for "models" I've seen shoots of, didn't look anywhere near as appealing in early "amateur" shoots.

Edit: Well, have a look:-
http://www.juiceenewsdaily.com/1105/...?1131401275484

Not bad, I'd say.

 

[nolesrule]

never overestimate the power of a mugshot, paparazzi or drivers license photo. They are designed to get you at your worst.

 

[Danny Tse]

And the latest version of Photoshop

 

[Citizen87645]

And more attractive, porn stars.

 

[Colton]

Yeah, it's all fun and games until it's your own daughter.

- Colton

 

[MarkHastings]

And think of the things we've done to our old (and current) girlfriends. I'm sure we'd be just as upset if some guy was doing that same stuff with our 'daughters'.

 

[Casey Trowbridg]

Well, we all knew this was coming.

 

[Scott Temple]

The police report was recently released.

 

[MickeS]

Amazingly, it seems like the press got pretty much everything right.

 

[Paul McElligott]

Leave it to the police report to make two NFL cheerleaders having sex sound so . . . dull.