Where do you think Miss Cleo is really from? (1 Viewer)

[NathanP]

Jersey of course..

Nathan

 

[Matthew Chmiel]

Either...

A: Straight from the pits of hell.

B: Queens.

 

[NathanP]

Haha!

Queens!

 

[Sean Conklin]

I believe she is one of the Devils Disciples! So she is most likely from hell. However with her Jamaican accent(probably fake) she may be a VooDoo witch doctor from Jamaica.

Although I just laugh when I see her completely ridiculous commercials, I just feel sorry for the people that really buy into this nonsense.

 

[John Kilduff]

Paducah, Kentucky!

The Valley!

Atlanta, Georgia!

The Temple Of Doom!

Casablanca!

A rent-controlled apartment in the middle of NYC!

The middle of my toenails!

Sincerely,

John "Ask a serious question, get a stupid answer" Kilduff

 

[JasenP]

If she is a real psychic than why doesn't she call people who want to talk to her?

I bet she's from the midwest, she's full of shit and we smell our own.

 

[SteveGon]

I don't know where she's from, but she can go back to wherever it is and stay the hell there. Psychic, my ass! :rolleyes

 

[Mike Broadman]

Did anyone see that sketch on Mad TV where the old lady calls Ms Cleo and asks her if she felt any predictions on September 10th? Funny stuff.

 

[NathanP]

Anyone here ever use her?

See you later my babies,

Nathan

 

[Peter Apruzzese]

I hear that she and John Edward (the other famous phony TV psychic) are sharing an apartment somewhere on Park Avenue, laughing all the way to the bank.

 

[Brad_W]

Other than the fact that they are complete frauds and typically stupid people believe all the stupid bullshit that they see on tv, I think that she came from:

A)Satan's love pig.

B)That weird bumpy thing in the crack of my arse.

3)The mind of L. Ron Hubbard.

Also, I think my dog communicates with her because my dog always puts her nose near her rear and sits there doing nothing for like 5 minutes. My dog must have a secret communicator stored there where she talks to people like "Miss Cleo" and that one guy.

 

[Paul E V]

She's from outer space

I can't remember the name of the planet and even if I could I couldn't even begin to pronounce it (let alone SPELL it)

 

[NathanP]

Wow, you guys really seem to hate this chick..

 

[DanaA]

It's sad to see how duped you all are. Miss Cleo is computer generated by a teenaged computer geek from the South Bronx. She isn't even real!!! And neither is the tooth fairy. Geez...

 

[JasenP]

Hate is rather a strong word, I have a personal problem with these sorts of things.

My Mother (I Love Her) has recently gotten involved in that whole new age angel craze and has gone to a "psychic" and watches that awful "Crossing Over" show that happens to be on THE SCI-FI CHANNEL!!! If that's not a dead giveaway I don't know what is.

She's getting into her late fifties and her new age interests just infuriate me. So much so that she won't talk about it to me because she can see the anger in my face as I roll my eyes.

 

[NathanP]

My Dad would say:

"Get her some religion, get her to a church.. fast!"

Actually he'd say more.

Nathan

 

[JasenP]

I'm the last person on earth to tell anyone to go to church.

 

[brentl]

Alaska.

 

[Bill_D]

L.A. i.e. Lower Alabama

 

[BryanZ]

I'd say from Elbonia.