From the people (ok person) who brought you "Junk Food is Addictive!" and *munch*munch* "Boy trapped in fridge eats own foot!" comes all-new "Cancer Cuts Cancer Risk?" *slurp* and here it is...*belch* ROME (Reuters) - Gorging pizza could help reduce the risk of certain forms of cancer -- Italian scientists say. In a twist to the accepted medical wisdom that food you really enjoy tends to be bad for you, researchers at a Milan pharmacology center found that eating one or more pizzas a week dramatically reduced the incidence of some types of cancer. A study of 8,000 Italians found that regular pizza-eaters were 59 percent less likely to contract cancer of the esophagus, while the risk of developing cancer of the colon fell by 26 percent. "We knew that tomato sauce was protective against certain tumors, but we certainly didn't expect that pizza as a whole would provide such strong protection," researcher Silvano Gallus told Sunday's La Repubblica newspaper. *munch* There you go people and... hey where'd you all go? Hmmm now I'm trying to imagine *munch*munch* the membership turning into a bunch of fatties gorging themselves on pizza, oh wait!