For my 1000th post (more or less after the post count bug), I thought I'd "fess up". I've been living a horrible lie on this forum, and my conscience will no longer let me sleep. So let me set a few things straight: I'm actually a 12 year old boy living in a tiny town in the middle of Montana. My real name is "Jay K" and I don't think girls should be allowed in here. They're all busy doing girly-stuff like putting on makeup or something anyway. I am not a skeptic (had you fooled, huh?) and I believe in ghosts, other dimensions, and that the X-Files is real. I regularly talk to aliens from beyond the universe. Demon Haunted World is just a big pile of doo-doo and should be ignored by everyone. I can't stand cats. I think LASIK is the best thing ever and have had my eyes done dozens of times. I hate horror movies. They are evil and should be banned. That sicko Peter Jackson should be locked up and every copy of Bad Taste burned. And finally, I have a 13inch B&W TV and I HATE THOSE DAMN BLACK BARS! PAN AND SCAN ROOOLZZZ!1!! (And I luv my VHS too - DVDs suck. I'm going to get rid of my DVD real soon now.) There, I hope this clears a few things up. What's 62 days among friends anyway?