My 1000th Post - And A Confession (1 Viewer)

[Julie K]

For my 1000th post (more or less after the post count bug), I thought I'd "fess up". I've been living a horrible lie on this forum, and my conscience will no longer let me sleep. So let me set a few things straight:

I'm actually a 12 year old boy living in a tiny town in the middle of Montana. My real name is "Jay K" and I don't think girls should be allowed in here. They're all busy doing girly-stuff like putting on makeup or something anyway.

I am not a skeptic (had you fooled, huh?) and I believe in ghosts, other dimensions, and that the X-Files is real. I regularly talk to aliens from beyond the universe. Demon Haunted World is just a big pile of doo-doo and should be ignored by everyone.

I can't stand cats.

I think LASIK is the best thing ever and have had my eyes done dozens of times.

I hate horror movies. They are evil and should be banned. That sicko Peter Jackson should be locked up and every copy of Bad Taste burned.

And finally, I have a 13inch B&W TV and I HATE THOSE DAMN BLACK BARS! PAN AND SCAN ROOOLZZZ!1!!

(And I luv my VHS too - DVDs suck. I'm going to get rid of my DVD real soon now.)

There, I hope this clears a few things up. What's 62 days among friends anyway?

 

[Ike]

I knew it! I knew it!

Congrats on 1000, though, Jay.

 

[Bob McLaughlin]

Congratulations, Julie! Thanks for the laughs. Looking forward to the next 1,000 posts...

 

[Kevin P]

Uh-oh, it looks like someone cracked Julie K's password. I better tell a moderator!
Congrats on 1000, Julie! Or should I call you Jay?
KJP

 

[SteveGon]

Jay, you're a little punk! I was slowly but surely falling in love with your alter ego Julie. I was even going to propose marriage now that I've won twenty million in the lottery and can afford a wife. :frowning:

 

[Artur Meinild]

Well, that explains a lot...

 

[Max Leung]

The skeptic in me (that cute cuddly little guy with the cattle prod) says "Bollocks!". Everybody knows that 12 year-old boys couldn't spell if their future allowances depended on it! And you can't use dude-speak properly! You're supposed to say "i 0wn j00 a11" and "y0u a11 sux0r3d".
Thus, you cannot possibly be a 12-year-old boy from the dark pits of Montana...and besides, everybody knows that Montana-folk can't read anyways! So there goes that claim.
And I'm allergic to cats, so my off-putting and unwanted ploy for attention by proposing marriage is quite simply out of the question. When are those damn genetically engineered cats gonna hit the marketplace? Where are those unethical cat-breeders when you need them?
Bah, I've been at 700 posts for 2 months. I'm being oppressed by the evil administrators of this board. I was planning to publish my exciting and heart-wrenching story about how Steve Christou's hand came of age at a London porno theater during the Thatcher years (an unauthorized semi-autobiography with fictional elements based on a true story) and how later it single-handedly(!) dragged Steve's inert body to a porcelain-laden paradise after a pub-crawl went horribly wrong. But alas, the admins caught wind of it, and are now trying to wash their hands of the mess they created. Those bastards!
But I digress.
Happy 1000th posting, or maybe 960th when the post-count bug strikes again!

 

[Rain]

Congratulations on 1000, Julie.
Looking forward to 1000 more if I'm still here.

 

[Jack Briggs]

It's a joy to have you at Home Theater Foum, no matter who you are. BTW, you never commented on my eloquent assessment of the ISS in that "plane-leaves-for-space" thread. Please go there and marvel over my prose. Then, respond to it. Thank you very much.

Finally, happy 1,000th.

 

[Joseph Howard]

Hey Julie..., I was ok with everything until "can't stand
cats!".
Thems fight'n words! You are now my Nemesis ( )
But seriously, I've been posting on HTF for (holy crap!)
nearly 7 years! (maybe 8! delphi anyone?) I'm only
at a measly almost 300 posts.
Dr. Joe

 

[Agee Bassett]

Jack, PLEASE tell me you really like 2001, and that you aren't just playing with our emotions. I don't think I could stand for my fragile little world to be shaken any further than what Julie has just done. :frowning:

 

[Jack Briggs]

Actually, I prefer the films of Peter Hyams to anything that cold, expatriate, reclusive, sterile, overrated, distant, and austere hermit of a director ever did.

 

[Agee Bassett]

AAIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Liked the first 1,000, Julie (even if I wasn't here for part of it). Can't wait for the next.

 

[Scott Hayes]

The one person who brought me back to reality any time I thought ghost haunting was a valid scientific endevor or that we will be visited from the alien horde soon, turns out to be a lie. I guess next you are going to say that Max and Jack really are the true life Mulder and Scully.
I guess I should bring the Demon Haughnted World back before I read any farther and get a refund so I can by a new specral spirit analyzer.
Somebody shows me new perspective, but then they just take it away!
Happy 1000

 

[Ron-P]

I still wear underoos Superhero Beerman is my fav.
Peace Out~
....and, congrats on 1000 JayK.

 

[Jay H]

Oh gee, I thought I had a patent on the Jay username...
I've been living a lie too, my first name isn't Jay, it's
Juriviousiouslividity H..
:p)
P.S. Congratulations and my tarantulas have also given you an 8-legged salute..
Juriviousiouslividity

 

[MickeS]

Well, this made me want to investigate if Julie is indeed a woman or not... and after a few minutes I found a picture of someobody that most likely is her, holding a big fish in her arms and looking very happy. So either Jay K is mysteriously feminine looking, or she does in fact exist.
Oh, and yes, congratulations!
/Mike

 

[Patrick Sun]

Is Julie the 1st 12 year old to crack 1K post on the HTF?
Congrats!

 

[Brian Harnish]

Congratulations, Julie!! We hope you are going to stay for a long time to...errrr...well...post!! Way to go!

 

[Cees Alons]

Julie,
Congratulations with the mile stone. And thanks for contributing that much too our forum.
Please stay!
Cees