memo to all employees

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  1. felix_suwarno

    felix_suwarno Screenwriter

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    Memo to all employees

    Memo to all employees
    In order to assure the highest levels of quality work and productivity, it will be our policy to keep all employees well trained through our program of SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (S.H.I.T.).

    We are trying to give our employees more S.H.I.T. than anyone else. If you feel that you do not
    receive your share of S.H.I.T. , please see your manager. You will be immediately placed at the top of the S.H.I.T. list, and the management will do it's utmost to assure that you get all the S.H.I.T. that you can handle. Employees who don't take their S.H.I.T. will be placed in DEPARTMENTAL EDUCATIONAL EVALUATION PROGRAMS (D.E.E.P. S.H.I.T.)

    Those who fail to take D.E.E.P. S.H.I.T. seriously, will have to go to EDUCATIONAL ATTITUDE TRAINING (E.A.T. S.H.I.T.). Since your managers took S.H.I.T. before they became your bosses, they don't have to do S.H.I.T. anymore,and are all full of S.H.I.T. already.If you are full of S.H.I.T., you may be interested in a job teaching others.We can add your name to our BASIC UNDERSTANDING LECTURE LIST (B.U.L.L.S.H.I.T.).

    For employees who are intending to pursue a career in management and constancy, we will refer you to the department of MANAGERIAL OPERATIONAL RESEARCH EDUCATION (M.O.R.E. S.H.I.T.). This course emphasizes how to manage M.O.R.E. S.H.I.T. If you have further questions, please direct them to our HEAD OF TEACHING, SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (H.O.T. S.H.I.T.).

    Thank you,
    BOSS IN GENERAL,
    SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (B.I.G. S.H.I.T.)
     
  2. Leila Dougan

    Leila Dougan Screenwriter

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  3. Ron-P

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    I printed that out and handed it out to everyone in my office.
    Peace Out~[​IMG]
     
  4. Cam S

    Cam S Screenwriter

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    HAHAHA, now that's funny! [​IMG]
     
  5. KyleS

    KyleS Screenwriter

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    I have seen this before a couple of times but Thanks Felix as I now printed it out and also handed it out at my office. [​IMG] [​IMG]
    KyleS
     
  6. Jeff Pryor

    Jeff Pryor Supporting Actor

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    That's a CLASSIC!
     
  7. HenrikTull

    HenrikTull Second Unit

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    That's some funny S.H.I.T.!
    [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG]
     
  8. felix_suwarno

    felix_suwarno Screenwriter

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    haaa i am glad you guys like the joke. a friend of mine sent it to me via email this morning. i have no idea where he got it from...
     
  9. SteveGon

    SteveGon Executive Producer

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    Printing it out now and taking it to work! [​IMG]
     
  10. Brian Harnish

    Brian Harnish Screenwriter

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    LMFAO!! [​IMG]
    You just gave me a reason to buy a printer. [​IMG]
     
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    Todd Hochard Cinematographer

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