I love batchelor parties!

Patrick Sun

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So I'm unwinding from a night of debauchery at a batchelor party last night. Nothing like a night of getting the batchelor in question nice and drunk, and carting him around town, and finally ending up in a strip club. Also, nothing like spending other people's money rounding up dancers to keep the batchelor occupied and entranced.

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Bobby T

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I just had mine in Sept. We rented a bus and ran around town all night to all the strip clubs.

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Jim_F

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Usually I like to play Poker at bachelor parties, but since we were already in Las Vegas, I really enjoyed celebrating my cousin's bachelor party at Cheetah's. They have a very friendly and appealing staff there.
 

Bruce Hedtke

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Is it a, uh, sin to not be able to recall the last bachelor party I went to?
Bruce
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Dan Whalen

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I had a few guys take me out for my bachelor party. We went to a couple of strip clubs, and had a few beers. They didn't even buy me a lap dance! What a bunch of cheap bastards. Oh, well. I found out that at my reception that they were talking about how I just threw my life away by getting married, so to hell with them. They are a bunch of womenless, drunken losers anyway. Sorry for the rant.
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Gilbert Galindo

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I went to a wild one last summer. I woke up at a guys crib I didn't know. A buddy of mine knew him, but not me. Anyway I woke up with a stripper's toe in my mouth and nothing with my Tee shirt on. I put on a pair of shorts, got out of there and got into a cab. I still wonder what happened.
 

Jeff Blair

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I just hope I remember mine when I have it next year.

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Ryan Wright

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My buddies and I spent my bachelor party playing 4 player Nintendo 64 games with my wife and her bridesmaids... I got the strip club partying out of my system on my 21st bithday when my father and a couple of buddies took me out, bought me drinks and paid for dozens of lap dances...
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Sam C

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I got the strip club partying out of my system on my 21st bithday when my father and a couple of buddies took me out, bought me drinks and paid for dozens of lap dances...
Report to the nearest football stadium and turn in your 'man' card ...
How could anyone get drinking and seeing naked chicks that you don't have to talk to out of their system ...
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Mark Schermerhorn

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The last one I was at was pretty typical...Had dinner at Hooters at the Mall of America, lots of beer of course. Then we played some video games at the arcade, and ended up at the strip club, in a pretty drunk state. Someone started collecting money for a lap dance so I donated what I could...little did I know the money went for a lot more than a lapdance...
At the time I thought it was funny, but my god, he was getting married 2 days later! His life, I guess. And I had a good time anyway...hehehe
 

Ryan Wright

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quote: How could anyone get drinking and seeing naked chicks that you don't have to talk to out of their system ...[/quote]
Easy: I've got a gorgeous wife who takes it off almost anytime I want, doesn't charge by the minute, and - bonus - I get to touch! Women aren't nearly as fun when you can't touch...
Oh, and another thing: Do you realize what those strippers say about you when you're not around? A buddy of mine dated a girl from a strip club. They pretty much think all of the patrons are a group of sick perverts. Most of them don't even like their job, only hanging onto it because it pays so well. What's the fun in watching a girl who you can't touch, who doesn't want to be there in the first place, who sucks your dollars up like a vaccumn cleaner, and who thinks you're a complete pervert? OK, so it's still fun
, but I'd rather be home eating my fruit, than looking at it from a mandatory distance of 3 feet.
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[Edited last by Ryan Wright on November 06, 2001 at 04:23 PM]
 

Frank_W

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Oh, and another thing: Do you realize what those strippers say about you when you're not around? A buddy of mine dated a girl from a strip club. They pretty much think all of the patrons are a group of sick perverts. Most of them don't even like their job, only hanging onto it because it pays so well. What's the fun in watching a girl who you can't touch, who doesn't want to be there in the first place, who sucks your dollars up like a vaccumn cleaner, and who thinks you're a complete pervert? OK, so it's still fun , but I'd rather be home eating my fruit, than looking at it from a mandatory distance of 3 feet.
I'm sure that my trusty car will alway be there for me.
And when I walk up to the window of an exotic car
dealership most of the salespeople are looking at me
with a smirk, but I can still enjoy looking at those beautiful
breas... I mean cars, that I cannot touch or own.
 

Gilbert Galindo

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Her toe was not off. She was sleeping basically on top me. She was cute in the face but had some cottage cheese.
 

Andrew W

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When you go to the zoo, you don't expect to take home the animals. When you go to the art museum, you don't get a Picasso on the way out.
So why do people use the excuse, "You only get to look" for a reason not to like strip clubs?
There's nothing wrong with going to be entertained and enjoy the view of a lot of naked women. (And in Austin, there is some touching too!)
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