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HTF people!! Your prayers have been answered...the frequent flyer bra is out

Discussion in 'Archived Threads 2001-2004' started by JohnS, Oct 23, 2001.

  1. Message #1 of 11 Oct 23, 2001
    JohnS

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    I just heard on the news that, alot of bras are setting off airport security alarms. The wire in the bras are setting off the 'sensitive' alarms.
    So a company invented a new bra that doesn't set off the alarms.
    It's called the frequent flyer bra.
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  2. Message #2 of 11 Oct 23, 2001
    Matthew Chmiel

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    John, by any chance do you have any pictures of fine ladies, um, "testing" this new bra out? [​IMG]
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    Rob Lutter

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    Vince Maskeeper

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    John,
    Are you suggesting I need a bra?
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    NickSo

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    cafink

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    I guess I'm a bit naive. Am I the only one who doesn't understand this post?
     
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    Jeff Blair

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    To the unknowing. What is setting them off is the "underwire". They put a wire under the cup. Normaly ummmm...larger women use them. umm up top that is. [​IMG]
    ok, I don't see my post lasting that long now. lol
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    Chad Isaacs

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    I think the soluion would be for women to just start flying naked.
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  9. Message #9 of 11 Oct 24, 2001
    Moe Maishlish

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    I hate those damn wires! They make it difficult to... er... um...
    ... nothing.
    Moe.
     
  10. Message #10 of 11 Oct 24, 2001
    andrew markworthy

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    Jeff - wire is also quite effective in making mountains out of molehills, if you see what I mean.
    Why oh why didn't I become a structural engineer, then I could claim my interest in this topic was professional?
    Come to think of it - why don't careers advisors tell you that jobs such as lingerie designer actually exist?
     
  11. Message #11 of 11 Oct 24, 2001
    Danny Tse

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    I am waiting for the underwire bar with oxygen-free wire. Maybe I should send this idea to Audioquest or Monster Cable.
     

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