I ended up getting a Pioneer 814 (wanted a 1014 badly but this was half the price...) and with the wife being so nice at allowing all these expenses in a short amount of time the least I can do is help her "too many remotes" phobia. I am looking for a magical remote that will not only control everything but also give me access to all of the features. I mean I want to be able to adjust the contrast and turn on sleep on my 34HFX84 from this remote. I also have a Malata DVD player and so offer no programmable remote seems to have a code for so I guess I need a "learning" remote. Again I want to be able to use the zoom and subtitle on the fly features. being able to see it in the dark is almost a must. Any suggestions?