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Steve Christou

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(Another blast from the past):)
"I'll get a world record for this."
"Gee, that's a cute tattoo."
"He's probably just hibernating."
"What does this button do?"
"It's probably just a rash."
"Are you sure the power is off?"
"Yeah, I made the deciding vote on the jury, so what of it? Asshole!"
"What duck?"
"Cut the blue wire, you sure? ok."
"These are the good kind of mushrooms."
"Don't be so superstitious!"
"What's that priest doing here?"
"I hope they speak English."
"Don't worry! The rope's strong enough for both of us."
"That birthmark on your head looks like a 999."
"Nice doggie..."
"I can do that with my eyes closed. Watch!"
"That's odd...."
"Don't worry this planet has an atmosphere just like Earth."
"Hi I'm a newbie anyone here interested in bootleg copies of Spiderman?"
 

Kevin P

Screenwriter
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Jan 18, 1999
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(Ok, not as good as Steve's but worth a try)

The boss will never find out!

Hey look, someone emailed me a love letter! Let's see what's in this attachment...

I'm stepping on the gas, we'll make that light easy.

Ooh, look at the pretty snake, hey, why is its tail shaking?

Sharks? There are no sharks here!

D*mn the icebergs, full speed ahead!

That bomb was probably a dud.

Watch me juggle these chainsaws!
 

Paul Richardson

Second Unit
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Jun 25, 2000
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"I promise I won't tell anybody about our affair, Gary!"

"Oh, hi O.J. What are you doing here at this time of night. Have you met my new boyfriend Ron?"

"Mommy, Daddy: I am tired of all the beauty pageants. Please stop making me do them!"
 

Alex Spindler

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"At least it can't get any worse."

"No, I think that is a friendly gesture."

"I took their language in high school. I'll ask him if his wife can give me a hand with this job."
 

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