Famous Last Words II

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  1. Steve Christou

    Steve Christou Long Member

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    (Another blast from the past)[​IMG]
    "I'll get a world record for this."
    "Gee, that's a cute tattoo."
    "He's probably just hibernating."
    "What does this button do?"
    "It's probably just a rash."
    "Are you sure the power is off?"
    "Yeah, I made the deciding vote on the jury, so what of it? Asshole!"
    "What duck?"
    "Cut the blue wire, you sure? ok."
    "These are the good kind of mushrooms."
    "Don't be so superstitious!"
    "What's that priest doing here?"
    "I hope they speak English."
    "Don't worry! The rope's strong enough for both of us."
    "That birthmark on your head looks like a 999."
    "Nice doggie..."
    "I can do that with my eyes closed. Watch!"
    "That's odd...."
    "Don't worry this planet has an atmosphere just like Earth."
    "Hi I'm a newbie anyone here interested in bootleg copies of Spiderman?"
     
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    Kevin P Screenwriter

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    (Ok, not as good as Steve's but worth a try)

    The boss will never find out!

    Hey look, someone emailed me a love letter! Let's see what's in this attachment...

    I'm stepping on the gas, we'll make that light easy.

    Ooh, look at the pretty snake, hey, why is its tail shaking?

    Sharks? There are no sharks here!

    D*mn the icebergs, full speed ahead!

    That bomb was probably a dud.

    Watch me juggle these chainsaws!
     
  3. Tim Hoover

    Tim Hoover Screenwriter

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    Here in the South, the most famous last words are "Hey y'all, watch this!!!"
     
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    Tom Johnson Stunt Coordinator

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    "Hold my beer and watch this!"
     
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    "Hey HTF members, anybody care for some free pan and scam DVD's?"
     
  6. Paul Richardson

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    "I promise I won't tell anybody about our affair, Gary!"

    "Oh, hi O.J. What are you doing here at this time of night. Have you met my new boyfriend Ron?"

    "Mommy, Daddy: I am tired of all the beauty pageants. Please stop making me do them!"
     
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    "Thank goodness that was the last one..."

    John.
     
  8. Steve Christou

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    "Rosebud!"

    "Made it ma! Top of the world!!"
     
  9. Alex Spindler

    Alex Spindler Producer

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    "At least it can't get any worse."

    "No, I think that is a friendly gesture."

    "I took their language in high school. I'll ask him if his wife can give me a hand with this job."
     
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    Mary M S Screenwriter

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    .."I guess that's your friend there.
    Over in the chipper."
     
  11. Keith Mickunas

    Keith Mickunas Cinematographer

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    "What's wrong with Bose? They're the best speakers I've ever heard."
     

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