Disease Control Alert from Atlanta

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  1. David McGough

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    The Centers for Disease Control & Prevention in Atlanta has released a list of symptoms of bird flu. If you experience any of the following, please seek medical treatment immediately:



    1. High fever

    2. Congestion

    3. Nausea

    4. Fatigue

    5. Aching in the joints

    6. An irresistible urge to shit on someone's windshield
     
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    Seriously, isn't it wonderful how all these diseases have the same description? Bird flu, Hantavirus, Ebola, SARS, Anthrax: "vague flu-like symptoms" followed within 56 hours by DEATH. That's all they ever say. First you have vague flu-like symptoms, then you die. That's real helpful from a diagnostic standpoint!
    "Oh gee honey, I think I'll stay home from work today, I've been having vague flu-like... Aack!"
    "Hank! Hank, speak to me! Hello, Coroner's Office?"
     
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