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Topless Virgins vie for Swaziland's King

Discussion in 'After Hours Lounge (Off Topic)' started by Holadem, Aug 30, 2005.

  1. Holadem

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    Its good to be king. [​IMG]
     
  4. Ted Lee

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    dammit...garrett beat me to it! [​IMG]
     
  5. GordonL

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    I'm sure they didn't mean to imply the King has HIV and was banned since 2001 from having sex with virgins. [​IMG]
     
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    Good to be the king, but not so good to be the princess.

    You can send greetings and congratulatory messages to the king via his embassy to the UN at swzun@un.int
     
  7. Danny Tse

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    13th wife??

    Doesn't the guy get tired of all the nagging?
     
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    Big deal. If I had a nickel for every time 50,000 bare-breasted virgins danced to attract my attention...
     
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    For Extra Credit on this topic refer in your search engine to Reed Dance and Swaziland. :b
     
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    This thread title alone will guarantee at least 2000 views.
     
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    "Doesn't the guy get tired of all the nagging?"

    [​IMG]

    Yea people never consider that aspect of multiple wives[​IMG]
     
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    Not to mention the 13 mothers-in-law! [​IMG]
     
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    He's just doing it for tax reasons...
     
  15. TheoGB

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    I presumed ChristopherDAC meant that if one never had sex with virgins then you are eventually condemning the population to die out.

    It's a pretty weird rule...
     
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    If you only had to service the guy once a week (probably less, how much energy can the guy have?) and in exchange get to live like a queen, would you complain? [​IMG]
     
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    Complaint is the human condition, though...
     
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    Well, more than that, there is the linguistic problem posed by the phrase [having sex with a virgin] itself -- as by definition, if you're having sex with her, she's not a virgin! [​IMG]
     
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    Depends on how you define sex.

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    who do you think you are ... bill clinton? [​IMG]
     

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