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Holadem

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I don't know why I ever thought this was funny. Some truly sinister appears to be at work here. Hope they get to the bottom of it fast.

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Brad Porter

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It's six foot, seven foot, eight foot, BUNCH!
(Daylight come an he wan' go home)
Day, he say day-ay-ay-o
(Daylight come and he wan' go home)
Day, he say day, he say day, he say day, he say day, he say day

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drobbins

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You guys think this is really funny making all these foot jokes. It will be sad if we find out these were all murders or something. Then you all will end up with your foot in your mouth. :D
 

BrianW

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From the article:
So how far away is that in feet?

Okay, like Holadem says, this is serious. I doubt that something sinister is going on, though, as these people appear to have died some time ago as the result of an accident. But that doesn't make it any less tragic. So no more jokes. I'm putting my foot down.

And I'm not waiting for the other shoe to drop.
 

Radioman970

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Feet! Feet! Feet! Feet! Feet! Feet!!!! FEET!

But what of the toes involved?! They're smaller in stature but greater in numbers. And...don't they have families too?!!! :frowning:
 

Brad Porter

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There's probably only four toes remaining on each foot, because it is my understanding that one of them went "weeeeee, weeeee, weeee" all the way home.

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Marianne

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Initially this event was not considered by the investigators because they didn't want to get off on the wrong foot.
 

drobbins

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I am sure the flatfoots are hot on the heels of the perpetrator, but haven't made any accusations for fear of stepping on someones toes.
 

Marianne

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I read that the Medical Examiner asked for volunteers from his staff to do the autopsies but they all declined. "It seems that they just got cold feet", he stated.
 

Radioman970

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New developement: the FBI are seeking the individual pictured below. Athough not a suspect at this time, the individual is being sought after for questioning.


















IF YOU KNOW OF THE WHEREABOUTS OF THE ONE PICTURED HERE, SNAP A BLURY PHOTO THEN CALL THE FBI .
 

Philip_T

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Friggin hilarious Brad.

Even though the story is pretty gruesome.

Strange things are afoot at the Canadian coastline.
 

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