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Highest quality picture "adult film" on DVD?

Discussion in 'DVD' started by Bob McLaughlin, Jun 26, 2003.

  1. Bob McLaughlin

    Bob McLaughlin Well-Known Member

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    I finally set up my new LCD projector and 100 inch screen, and people are impressed with it, but sooner or later, everyone asks: "So, have you watched PORNO on this thing?"

    That got me thinking. What is generally regarded as the highest quality picture of any adult film? I would assume the Playboy videos have a higher quality than some home-made handheld camera video, but are there any adult films in high-quality widescreen anamorphic?
     
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    There are few Andrew Blake Films in anamorphic widescreen like Blond & Brunettes, Justine, Girlfriends. [​IMG]
     
  3. Matt Stone

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    Any DTS-ES porn out there? [​IMG]
     
  4. Dan Rudolph

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    I've heard Dream Quest is good, though non-anamorphic. Just don't get those 4-5 hour compilations. They look like crap. Also, the content usually mostly sucks.
     
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    Oh, and I didn't mean in a good way.
     
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    Here's my recommendation-- avoid a movie called "Homey In a Haystack" like the plague. It's unintentionally hilarious and it even goes out of sync about halfway through. Imagine "Witness" but filmed in Oxnard and full of bad hard-core porn featuring a guy who looks like Ol' Dirty Bastard with an Amish beard. I bought this used (!) for my brother's bachelor party. It truly was the perfect film for the moment-- absolutely horrible and gut-bustingly funny for all the wrong reasons.
     
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    Dream Quest is your best bet. And, it's Jenna Jameson. [​IMG]
     
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    Euphoria: widescreen anamorphic dts
     
  11. Krystian C

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    Mmmmmm, Porn-roundsound
     
  12. William DAnnucci

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    Forbidden Tales, staring Tera Patrick from Digital Playground has some terrific looking scenes and some nice locations in Budapest. You might check out the Island Fever films Patrick did. I haven't seen them, but they were shot on location at waterfalls and such...should look great. She certainly does. [​IMG]
     
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    I just want to know when they're releasing these films in Feel-Around [​IMG]
     
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    ..of course, none of us have seen any of these titles that we're discussing here... we've just heard things about them from other people...

    If you want porno stuff just to show off to other people, for laughs alone it's worth checking out the "Virtual Sex" DVD series from Digital Playground. Not widescreen, but they are in 5.1 (not that it would matter). This takes advantage of DVD's interactivity by giving you a girl (you can buy titles with Jenna Jameson or Tera Patrick, to name a couple), and then as you watch, you get to choose between sexual positions (or foreplay acts), mood (nice or naughty), and press a button to trigger the orgasm. They also don't really show the guy; the idea is for you to watch it and pretend that you're the one sleeping with the porn star. It's good for a laugh, although I can't imagine anyone seriously getting one of those discs and sitting there pretending that they're sleeping with the television.
     
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    Hmmmmm....nearly 1300 views, only 15 replies. [​IMG]
     
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    Don't mind me...just passing through. [​IMG]
     
  17. George Cifrancis

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    I think the main problem here is that we are using our real names. If this was an anonymous board like www.adultdvdtalk.com you would probably see more responses.
     
  18. Bob McLaughlin

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    Come on, you chickens! I figured Steve Christou would be all over this thread by now.

    Thanks for the responses everyone, especially the link.

    P.S. For some reason I keep thinking of that episode of The Simpsons where Apu says to Krusty, "Here is the latest copy of 'Gigantic Asses'!"
     
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    Wow, you guys are a bunch of pervs. Of course, I'm not a perv. I'm just reading the thread so I can see how much of a perv the rest of you are!

    I keep thinking of the one where Manjulah has all of the kids running around the Kwik-E-Mart, and Apu says to her "The porno-magazine buyers are too embarrased to make their move!" and we see a bunch of guys (including Moe) pretending like they're just chilling.
     
  20. Luis M

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    Porn-DTS or Porn Dolby-AC-3? You gotta be kidding. Who's going to be paying attention to what the dvd sounds like when there's so much action going on in front of you, Unless you are a worse DTS geek than a porno perve. Anamorphic is important though, the wrong aspect ratio on a porno film can create some anomalies of enormous proportions.
     

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