Seinfeld-type moment

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  1. Hunter P

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    So it's late at the office on a Friday night and it's pretty empty. I drank a soda to make it through the day and had to go relieve myself. I got the restroom all to myself, so I take a step back from the urinal. Then another step. Then a little more just to see how far back I can go and still hit the urinal. I get to about four feet when in walks the cleaning lady.









    Whoops.:b :b :b
     
  2. Ricardo C

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    Yes, but did you end up having sex with her on your desk? [​IMG]
     
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    Did you yell: "I was in the pool! I was in the pool!"

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  4. ThomasC

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    Was that wrong? Should you not have done that? I tell you, I gotta plead ignorance on this thing, because if anyone had said anything to me at all when I first started here that that sort of thing is frowned upon...you know, cause I've worked in a lot of offices, and I tell you, people do that all the time.
     
  5. Joe Schwartz

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    Were you holding an issue of Glamour?
     
  6. ThomasC

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    Is the cleaning lady in traction?
     
  7. Hunter P

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    lol, too funny.[​IMG]
     
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    "Are you still master of your domain?" [​IMG]

    I think that you might have a case of 'uromisitices', i'm afraid i'm going to have to ask to see your urination pass issued to you by the city.

    It's very serious, ya know? [​IMG]
     
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    it shrinks?

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    hahahahahaha!

    That was great! I'd love to see her expression on her face!
     
  11. Mark Sherman

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    Its all about the "ARC" and "PROPER STANCE" ( deep breath and feet shoulder width apart) in order to get proper Trajectory. Always aim for the puck.



    One soda from the Vending Machine $1.25

    Seeing the expressing on the cleaning ladies face as you pee for distance in the executive washroom..................PRICELESS.
     
  12. John Geelan

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    was she impressed?!
     
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    This topic is vaguely familiar, anyone remember the "urination shivers" thread from a few months back? [​IMG]
     
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    Seriously, what happened when she walked in? What was the expression on her face? Did you or she say anything?

    ~T
     
  15. Hunter P

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    She quickly turned her head and said, "Oh, excuse me," then walked back out. I finished up and walked out. We avoided eye contact.:b [​IMG]

    I was priceless though because I was crouched down trying to get the right arc and everything.[​IMG]

    But from now on whenever I see her, we will be thinking back on that night. I might have to off her, she knows too much.[​IMG]
     
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    "This cleaning woman's turning the screws on me!"-George

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    Reminds me of the time when I was about in grade 2 and did the same thing in school. Except I wasn't hitting the urinal and in comes a teacher...
     
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    As long as she didn't say "I'm sorry...(looks down)...I'm REALLY sorry!" [​IMG] Only if it was "Spectacular!"
     
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    Did you bring a book in when you went to the bathroom? Cause if they catch you, you'll end up buying the book and then you can't return it because it's flagged. [​IMG]
     
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