You know what i'm talking about? Those remarkably creepy Burger King commercials with that 'king' staring ominously at people! This thing makes even the blank stare of Darth Vader's fearsome visage seem warm and comforting by comparison! I swear I feel the presance of Satan everytime I see one of those ad's. It makes me want to say "alright, i'll eat at your freaking restaraunt, just get that thing out of my face!"