Do you fear the imminent approach of Turkey Knapp? (1 Viewer)

[Mike Frezon]

I no longer fear Turkey Knapp, he is not real.

The strategy of delay is working. We are getting a false sense of security. Beware, my friends.

 

[Jeff Kleist]

One of the Turkey Knapp's greatest victories is convincing us he does not exist

 

[Wayne Bundrick]

The month is almost half over and still no sign of the Turkey Knapp.

 

[Brian Lawrence]

The month is almost half over and still no sign of the Turkey Knapp.

Oh but you are wrong the signs are everywhere.

 

[Clinton McClure]

I've got it!!!! Turkey Knapp is actually Michael Jackson's new nose!

 

[KeithH]

This is one of life's great mysteries. Where is Turkey Knapp? Perhaps Ron and Turkey Knapp are one in the same. Anyone noticed that we have never seen Ron and Turkey Knapp at the same time? Hmmm....

 

[KeithH]

Brett said:

I no longer fear Turkey Knapp, he is not real.

Yeah, keep telling yourself that. Maybe it will help you sleep better at night, but you cannot escape the reality that is Turkey Knapp.

 

[Mike Frezon]

You can run.

But, you cannot hide.

 

[Adil M]

Who would win in a fight Turkey Knapp or Homer Simpson?

"ummmm.... turkey"

 

[Leif Wall]

Is he going to be fashionably late this year or what?

 

[Gui A]

There's only, what now, 3-4 days left?
I think someone killed Turkey Knapp, and is looking for a reasonable facsimile to replace him.

(yey conspiracy theories!)

 

[Mike Frezon]

Its like a perverse, mental game of chicken.....er, turkey.

 

[Brian Lawrence]

:frowning:

 

[Rob Lutter]

HAPPY THANKSGIVING EVERYBODY!

GOBBLE GOBBLE!!
Sorry I'm late
-Love, Turkey Knapp

 

[Leif Wall]

Lame. The Knapp a no-show.

 

[SteveMo]

There is only one Turkey Knapp.

 

[Kirk Gunn]

Turkey Knapp a no-show ? Horror upon horrors... What about the children ?

 

[Scott Dautel]

edit ... moved

 

[KeithH]

I think this thread can be closed.

 

[Brian Perry]

Was there ever an official reason given for Turkey Knapp's absence this year?