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Taliban TV Guide (humour)

Discussion in 'Archived Threads 2001-2004' started by Shayne Lebrun, Oct 12, 2001.

  1. Shayne Lebrun

    Shayne Lebrun Screenwriter

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    Taliban TV Guide
    MONDAYS:
    8:00 - Husseinfeld
    8:30 - Mad About Everything
    9:00 - Suddenly Sanctions
    9:30 - The Brian Benben Bin Laden Show
    10:00 - Allah McBeal
    TUESDAYS: 8:00 - Wheel of Terror and Fortune
    8:30 - The Price Is Right If Saddam Says It's Right
    9:00 - Children Are Forbidden From Saying the Darndest Things
    9:30 - Iraq's Wackiest Public Execution Bloopers
    10:00 - Buffy the Yankee Imperialist Dog Slayer
    WEDNESDAYS: 8:00 - U.S. Military Secrets Revealed
    8:30 - When Kurds Attack
    9:00 - Two Guys, a Girl, and a Pita Bread
    9:30 - Just Shoot Everyone
    10:00 - Veilwatch
    THURSDAYS: 8:00 - Fatima Loves Chachi
    8:30 - M*U*S*T*A*S*H
    9:00 - Veronica's Closet Full of Long, Black, Shapeless Dresses and Veils
    9:30 - My Two Baghdads
    10:00 - Diagnosis: Heresy
    FRIDAYS: 8:00 - Judge Saddam
    8:30 - Funniest Super 8 Home Movies
    9:00 - Captured Kurds Say the Darndest Things
    9:30 - Achmed's Creek
    10:00 - No-Witness News
    SATURDAYS: 8:00 - My Favorite Taliban
    8:30 - Whose Koran Is It Anyway?
    9:00 - I've Got a Fatwa
    9:30 - Family Ties and Cuts Off the Hands of Infidel Pigs
    10:00 - Sesame Goat Path
     
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  3. Dana Fillhart

    Dana Fillhart Supporting Actor

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    Looks like they had to put Fatima and M*U*S*T*A*S*H in at the last moment on Thursdays...Survivor got cancelled there.
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    [Edited last by Dana Fillhart on October 13, 2001 at 02:09 AM]
     
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    Good stuff! [​IMG]
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    Aurel Savin Supporting Actor

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    M*U*S*T*A*S*H
    That's a pisser!
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    RIGHT ... CHEERS!
    The Hole
     

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