Funny captions for The Two Towers (1 Viewer)

[David Ely]

I was gonna post this in the official TTT thread, but I wanted more people to see it. Enjoy!

Please be warned of potential spoilers!

http://home.online.no/~gremmem/engri...ions/index.htm

 

[Andrew V]

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[ThomasC]

Toast me! I say you got to toast me!

 

[Max Leung]

"Too long I wanted my sister"

 

[Rob Speicher]

"Bring your pussy face to my ass"?

 

[Garrett Lundy]

Damn, all the picture links failed when I checked the site out :frowning:

 

[John Spencer]

"no body should have pretty the child"???!?! That's not even Engrish. Funny stuff.


And I don't think I wanna know what was going through the subber's mind as he typed in "i am ooh i made so much". I just don't.

 

[Steven K]

You have no chance to survive make your time

 

[Morgan Jolley]

I like:

"go to hell"

 

[BrettB]

I think I had that in a restaurant once

 

[RobertR]

I have to wonder if these are the same people who gave us the classic "all your base are belong to us".

 

[Benny G]

I just wonder why all the captions are perfectly centered...and some captions are only a few words...?? Maybe my suspicions are false, but I can't help thinking it's just a joke.

But it's still funny.

 

[Artur Meinild]

"You give your horse master i shall give you mine!"

And also the naughty quote Rob mentions...

hehehe, this is too funny...

 

[Jason Guardiano]

the subtitles look too 'clear' to be off a dvd

 

[NickT]

You have no chance to survive make your time

What you say?

If you need to get a fix of Engrish then there's always engrish.com

 

[John Thomas]

For great justice...so many aces, he must have aids.

 

[MarkHastings]

Can anyone say "'scuse me while I kiss this guy!"

LOL

 

[BrettB]

How about, "Theeeeeeeeeerrr's a bathroom on the right"

 

[Dave Poehlman]

OMG that engrish.com killed me!

"I wonder why coffee tastes so good when you're naked with your family."

I've just wet my pants!!

 

[Mike Frezon]

Damn, all the picture links failed when I checked the site out

They all just worked for me just now! Funny, funny stuff (in my best Johnny Carson impression)!