Winston T. Boogie
Senior HTF Member
OK, ask anybody if they have ever lost a pair of sunglasses. I think everybody will say they have...in fact that they have lost many pairs of sunglasses over their lifetime.
So, consider this with all those lost pairs of sunglasses that are out there because millions of people have lost sunglasses, probably hundreds of millions of people, and most of them have lost several pairs of sunglasses...we should be tripping over sunglasses all over the place.
There should be hundreds of millions of pairs of sunglasses lying around everywhere. So, even if you lose yours there should be another pair right there that you could pick up and use...but there's not.
So, where have all these lost sunglasses gone? I mean where are they?
Is it a conspiracy? Are they all in the same place? Is there one guy out there that wanders around picking up lost sunglasses and he has them all? Is there a government agency that has a giant warehouse where they have everybody's lost sunglasses? I mean I think I've actually lost at least 30 pairs of sunglasses in my life. If everybody has lost sunglasses that many times in their life that's a giant number of missing sunglasses.
Here's a theory...the sunglass industry has developed some secret technology that causes your sunglasses to literally disintegrate when you are not looking after a certain period of time...this would at least explain why we can't find all of those missing glasses.
Thoughts? Anyone?
So, consider this with all those lost pairs of sunglasses that are out there because millions of people have lost sunglasses, probably hundreds of millions of people, and most of them have lost several pairs of sunglasses...we should be tripping over sunglasses all over the place.
There should be hundreds of millions of pairs of sunglasses lying around everywhere. So, even if you lose yours there should be another pair right there that you could pick up and use...but there's not.
So, where have all these lost sunglasses gone? I mean where are they?
Is it a conspiracy? Are they all in the same place? Is there one guy out there that wanders around picking up lost sunglasses and he has them all? Is there a government agency that has a giant warehouse where they have everybody's lost sunglasses? I mean I think I've actually lost at least 30 pairs of sunglasses in my life. If everybody has lost sunglasses that many times in their life that's a giant number of missing sunglasses.
Here's a theory...the sunglass industry has developed some secret technology that causes your sunglasses to literally disintegrate when you are not looking after a certain period of time...this would at least explain why we can't find all of those missing glasses.
Thoughts? Anyone?