rich_d
Senior HTF Member
Hi,
There is another thread that was talking about George Lucas upset because of a parody takeoff of Star Wars and there were a couple people that mentioned other funny Porn Titles (such as Buffy the Vampire Layer).
So my nomination: On Golden Blonde
Second favorite: Splendor In The Ass
Other choices:
Buffy the Vampire Layer
AI: Artificial Insertion
Forrest Hump
Bonfire of the Panties
Shaving Ryan's Privates
The Sperminator
Sperms of Endearment
Backside to the Future
Hannah Does Her Sisters
Edward Penishands
Jurassic Pork
Intercourse With a Vampire
Honey I Blew Everybody
Face Jam
Pulp Friction
The Sopornos
Sex Trek: The Next Penetration!
Or how about making up a title yourself?
Examples:
almost anus
american booty
anywhere butt here
blown alone
evil head 2: head by dawn
head again
orfice space
tight club
Link Removed was the source for the unused porn choices listed above.
Or Third Poll
"Legit" Movies (Actual Titles) that really work well as Porn Titles just as they are.
Examples:
In Too Deep
Blow
The 400 Blows
Pretty In Pink
Merry Maids of the Gay Way (1954)
Head (1968)
Come Blow Your Horn (1963)
Take My Head (1970)
Ass (1971)
Deep Impact (1998)
Deep Inside (1966)
Hard (1998)
Love the Hard Way (2001)
Or my second choice:
Gen. McCrosky Butt and Staff (1899)
Or my first choice:
Angels Hard as They Come (1971)
Please, this is only for grins and laughs. This is not to be a discussion of porn movies or their contents. Just to realize that whatever your view may be on porn ... some of these producers have been pretty darn creative and darn funny! So lighten up and have at it.
There is another thread that was talking about George Lucas upset because of a parody takeoff of Star Wars and there were a couple people that mentioned other funny Porn Titles (such as Buffy the Vampire Layer).
So my nomination: On Golden Blonde
Second favorite: Splendor In The Ass
Other choices:
Buffy the Vampire Layer
AI: Artificial Insertion
Forrest Hump
Bonfire of the Panties
Shaving Ryan's Privates
The Sperminator
Sperms of Endearment
Backside to the Future
Hannah Does Her Sisters
Edward Penishands
Jurassic Pork
Intercourse With a Vampire
Honey I Blew Everybody
Face Jam
Pulp Friction
The Sopornos
Sex Trek: The Next Penetration!
Or how about making up a title yourself?
Examples:
almost anus
american booty
anywhere butt here
blown alone
evil head 2: head by dawn
head again
orfice space
tight club
Link Removed was the source for the unused porn choices listed above.
Or Third Poll
"Legit" Movies (Actual Titles) that really work well as Porn Titles just as they are.
Examples:
In Too Deep
Blow
The 400 Blows
Pretty In Pink
Merry Maids of the Gay Way (1954)
Head (1968)
Come Blow Your Horn (1963)
Take My Head (1970)
Ass (1971)
Deep Impact (1998)
Deep Inside (1966)
Hard (1998)
Love the Hard Way (2001)
Or my second choice:
Gen. McCrosky Butt and Staff (1899)
Or my first choice:
Angels Hard as They Come (1971)
Please, this is only for grins and laughs. This is not to be a discussion of porn movies or their contents. Just to realize that whatever your view may be on porn ... some of these producers have been pretty darn creative and darn funny! So lighten up and have at it.