Funniest/Clever Movie Title In Porn? (1 Viewer)

[Dome Vongvises]

Paleontologist
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"I don't know, Marge. Trying is the first step towards failure." - Homer J. Simpson
"Stranger things have happened..." - Wes Deskins
"It's not Pikeville, Kentucky. It's Pikevool!!! And it's not Louisville, it's Loolvool!!! Get it right, damnit!!!"
My DVD Collection

 

[Mark Lee]

My all-time fave would have to be: In And Out of Africa

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Mark K. Lee
"Life is like a sewer -- what you get out of it, depends on what you put into it."
- Tom Lehrer

 

[Jason Whyte]

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"THERE IS...NO....BAND....and yet...we HEAR a band." Mulholland Drive

 

[Jeff Kleist]

Shaving Ryan's Privates is indeed a real porn title
I ordered 3 of them for our store
Jeff Kleist

 

[AdrianJ]

My favourite has to be:
Edward Penis Hands
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Adrian Jones

 

[JustinT]

The Bare Wench Project shows up on Cinimax from time to time.
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My DVD's

 

[Rob Tomlin]

Real titles:
Beverly Hills Copulator
Rambone
Romancing The Bone

 

[Grant B]

just saw the post about Buck Naked....he was a good friend of mine...
His band was Buck Naked and the Bare Bottom Boys and Buck wore a Plunger over his er......privates on stage.
Even had a CD come out with a great single, "Teenage Pussy from outer space" (had no body, had no face; just a teenage pussy from outer space)
He was walking in Golden Gate Park with his dog and the Birdman (crackpot who fed the pigeon all day and was generally covered in birdshit) started kicking his dog.
When he ran over to protect his dog the birdman shot him to death.
I couldn't make this up if I tried ...very sad but true
sorry if I am off the beaten path...just reminded me of an old dead friend
BTW he would of liked this thread
Grant

 

[Dave L]

"John Wayne Bobbitt: Uncut" is one of my favorites. The title is far more entertaining than the flick, however.

 

[JasonK]

Real titles:
Fiddle Her on the Roof
Citizen Shane
Face Jam
Fast Times at Deep Crack High
(I work at a video store, and it never ceases to amaze me at how creative these titles can get...)
Fake:
The Pirates of Ken's Pants (from the Onion)
Sperms of Endearment (from the Simpsons)
The Godfather's Parts 2 (also the Simpsons)
I'll Do Anyone (again the Simpsons)

 

[Denward]

Free Willy

 

[David Lawson]

Pudsucker Roxy
According to a friend of mine, it exists.
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He obviously misinterpreted what it means to "be bullish."

 

[Gilbert Galindo]

I gave a title to my honeymoon porno. It's called What's eating Mrs. Gilbert Grape? I'll give you a hint, it wasn't me. It was my wife's dog at the time, Fluffer.

 

[Will K]

What about the upcoming(ahem, so to speak)...HAIRY SPOTTER?
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It rubs the DVD on its skin, or else it gets the hose again.
My Scary DVD Collection

 

[Sam C]

Beverly Thrillbilly's
Being Inside John Malkovich

 

[Jesse Skeen]

Being John Holmes
White Men Can't Hump
8 to 4 ("For those who like it early!")
My Bare Lady

 

[Kevin M]

Austin Prowler
Forest Hump
I know who you did last summer
Cockstock: three days of hot sex & fun
Blow-jobs for idiots