Porn titles derived from legitimate films

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  1. RobertR

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    I had to post this. Some of these made me laugh out loud. [​IMG]





    Shaving Ryan's Privates
    Foreskin Gump
    Silence of the Gams
    On Golden Blonde
    Throbbin Hood
    Erotic Adventures of Bedman and Throbbin
    Spiderbabe
    Play-mate of the Apes
    The Lord of the G-Strings: The Femaleship of the String(softcore cable)
    WAD - Weapons of A$$ Destruction
    The Load Warrior
    San Fernando Jones and the Temple of Poon.
    Star Whores
    Pulp Friction
    Good Will Humping
    21 Hump street
    The Color Of Honey
    A Star is Porn
    Terms of Endowment
    The Flintbones.
    The Sopornos
    Malcom XXX
    Saturday Night Beaver
    Terms of Enrearment
    The Wonder Rears
    Beverly Hills Copulator
    Cliffbanger
    Sperminator
    Porn on the 4th of July
    One Bride For 7 Brothers
    As Good As Head Gets
    Done in 60 Seconds
    Romancing The Bone
    Big Trouble in Little Vagina
    Mr. Holland Groped Us
    Bare Wench Project
    When a Man Eats a Woman
    Sorest Rump
    Night of the Giving Head
    I'm Hard With a Vengeance
    Mission Impenetrable
    Muffy The Vampire Layer
    Mikey's Python and the Meaning of Length
    Mr. Holland Groped Us
    You've Got Tail
    An Officer in a Gentleman
    From Rear To Maternity
    Inspect Her Gadgets
    Star Whores Episode II: Attack of the Bones
    A Rear and Pleasant Danger
    Das Butt
    Crocodile Dun Me
    Silence of the Loins
    E3 - The Extra Testicle
    A Tale of Two Titties
    The Ho's on Haunted Hill
    Lawrence of Alabia
    21 Hump Street
    Yank my Doodle, It's a Dandy
    Tea Bagger Vance
    Charlie's Anals
    101 Positions
    Mattress Reloaded
    Deep Lover
    Going Down
    Harry and Kummer go to White Castle
    Porn Identity and the sequel Porn Supremacy
    South Pr*ck- Bigger, Longer, Uncut
    I'm Gonna Lick Yo Sucka
    Alien Rise Erection
    Young Buns
    The Princess Ride
    The sick sense ( I do dead people)
    Missionary Position Impossible
     
  2. Holadem

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    [​IMG]

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  3. Lynda-Marie

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    Sexcaliber
    Top Buns

    An all time favorite, however, was

    Beating John Malkovich


    The only problem is, it sounds like a Defense Department pilates workout.
     
  4. Al Stuart

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    The best one I ever saw was something we used to rent frequently when I worked at Tower Records, many years ago.


    Honey, I blew everybody.
     
  5. Will K

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    Lilo & Snatch
    Pooh's Hump-A-Lot Movie
     
  6. Colin Jacobson

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    Don't forget Geriatric Park, a porn with old folks!
     
  7. Mark Walker

    Mark Walker Cinematographer
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    BiTanic

    "Ooof! Was that an iceberg?!?!"

    It won an AVN award; I remember it being on The Daily Show.
     
  8. Colton

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    The Raunchy Whore Porno Show.

    - Colton
     
  9. WallyB

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    When Harry Wet Sally
     
  10. RafaelB

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    My personal favorite title was:

    Edward Penishands. [​IMG]

    Rafael.
     
  11. Brett_M

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    An Officer and Genitalman
    Men in Black...Men
    Poke-a-hot-c_nt
    All That Jizz
    The Hunt for Men Bent Over

    Ben Hur Over
    Glad-he-ate-her
     
  12. Joseph DeMartino

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  13. Kevin G.

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    In Diana Jones and the Temple of Poon
     
  14. Chuck Mayer

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    Splendor in the Ass

    My fave,
    Chuck
     
  15. Christo Ramo

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    clockwork orgy
     
  16. Zen Butler

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    Hey, that's a great series.
     
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    [​IMG]
     
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    Erotic Adventures of Bedman and Throbbin
     
  19. Ocean Phoenix

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    I heard there's one called "The Cocketeer". I told a friend about it and he couldn't stop laughing. I heard it won awards. It's a clever title, but I'm little disturbed by one of my favourite sweet, innocent movies being "corrupted" like that. [​IMG]
     
  20. Prentice Cotham

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    Sex Trek
    The Penetrator
    Juranal Park
    Super Hornio Bros
    Bright Lights Big Titties
     

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