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Funniest/Clever Movie Title In Porn?


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#1 of 37 OFFLINE   rich_d

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Posted November 06 2001 - 08:11 AM

Hi,

There is another thread that was talking about George Lucas upset because of a parody takeoff of Star Wars and there were a couple people that mentioned other funny Porn Titles (such as Buffy the Vampire Layer).

So my nomination: On Golden Blonde

Second favorite: Splendor In The Ass

Other choices:

Buffy the Vampire Layer
AI: Artificial Insertion
Forrest Hump
Bonfire of the Panties
Shaving Ryan's Privates
The Sperminator
Sperms of Endearment
Backside to the Future
Hannah Does Her Sisters
Edward Penishands
Jurassic Pork
Intercourse With a Vampire
Honey I Blew Everybody
Face Jam
Pulp Friction
The Sopornos
Sex Trek: The Next Penetration!

Or how about making up a title yourself?

Examples:

almost anus
american booty
anywhere butt here
blown alone
evil head 2: head by dawn
head again
orfice space
tight club
http://www.garbage-house.com/humor/ was the source for the unused porn choices listed above.

Or Third Poll

"Legit" Movies (Actual Titles) that really work well as Porn Titles just as they are.

Examples:


In Too Deep
Blow
The 400 Blows
Pretty In Pink
Merry Maids of the Gay Way (1954)
Head (1968)
Come Blow Your Horn (1963)
Take My Head (1970)
Ass (1971)
Deep Impact (1998)
Deep Inside (1966)
Hard (1998)
Love the Hard Way (2001)

Or my second choice:

Gen. McCrosky Butt and Staff (1899)

Or my first choice:

Angels Hard as They Come (1971)


Please, this is only for grins and laughs. This is not to be a discussion of porn movies or their contents. Just to realize that whatever your view may be on porn ... some of these producers have been pretty darn creative and darn funny! So lighten up and have at it.



#2 of 37 OFFLINE   DonMac

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Posted November 06 2001 - 08:16 AM

I don't know if these are real titles or just made up to sound funny, but here's a few:

EaT me: the Extra Testicle

Das Butt

Shaving Ryan's Privates

Good Will Humping

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#3 of 37 OFFLINE   PaulG

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Posted November 06 2001 - 09:33 AM

Driving Miss Daisy
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#4 of 37 OFFLINE   Matthew_Millheiser

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Posted November 06 2001 - 09:39 AM


I'm such a pig... but I was always partial to:

Bright Lights, Big Titties

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Posted November 06 2001 - 09:55 AM

haven't browsed the porn section yet (yeah, right...) but I used to joke with friends about actual movie titles that would NOT need to be changed when converted to porn:

The Firm
Stand and Deliver
Spanking the Monkey
Pecker
Hard Eight
Driving Miss Daisy (didn't think of that one until the previous post)

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#6 of 37 OFFLINE   Steve_Ch

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Posted November 06 2001 - 10:19 AM

Rambo

#7 of 37 OFFLINE   Rain

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Posted November 06 2001 - 10:28 AM

This is a real one. I won't say whether I've seen it. Posted Image

Gilligan's Bi-land

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#8 of 37 OFFLINE   Danny Tse

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Posted November 06 2001 - 11:07 AM

Not exactly a porn title, but when asked what would be his name if he was a porn actor, George Costanza (Jason Alexander) answered: Buck Naked
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#9 of 37 OFFLINE   Tom Rags

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Posted November 06 2001 - 11:10 AM

One of my personal favorites:

"The Hind-lick Manuever"


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#10 of 37 OFFLINE   Neil Joseph

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Posted November 06 2001 - 12:05 PM

The only one I know is Star Whores: The Phantom Anus

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#11 of 37 OFFLINE   Jeffrey Noel

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Posted November 06 2001 - 12:06 PM

Not for sure if this is a real porn title but it would be a good one!!

Beauty on My Beast

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#12 of 37 OFFLINE   Brian Perry

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Posted November 06 2001 - 01:44 PM

Snatch Adams
Thighs Wide Open

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#13 of 37 OFFLINE   Tom Oh

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Posted November 06 2001 - 03:50 PM

There was a Korean film and the translated title is:

Hole-making Woodpecker Posted Image

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#14 of 37 OFFLINE   Scott W.

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Posted November 06 2001 - 05:31 PM

It's actually called, 'Driving Miss Daisy Crazy'. Never seen it, just read it.

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Posted November 06 2001 - 07:24 PM

The Hills Have Thighs

#16 of 37 OFFLINE   Joshua Farron

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Posted November 06 2001 - 09:40 PM

For the third poll (movie titles that don't need changing):

The Bone Collector

#17 of 37 OFFLINE   Bjorn Olav Nyberg

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Posted November 06 2001 - 10:15 PM

Good will humping was mentioned on a Friends episode.
Other movies mentioned on Friends (No idea if they're real)
Sex toy story 2
Inspect her gadget
Lawrence of a labia (No idea if I spelled it right. I don't even know what a labia is)
Buffay the vampire layer (Which would of course only work in Friends (A character's name for those who don't know or simply plead ignorance))

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Posted November 07 2001 - 12:03 AM

Interview with a Vibrator

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Posted November 07 2001 - 01:36 AM

I remember two that cracked me up when I saw them years ago...

Indiana Joan & the black hole of Calcutta

Dickman & Throbin

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Posted November 07 2001 - 02:33 AM

These are all made up (I think):

Chitty Chitty Gang Bang
Boink of No Return
Hill Street Boobs
U-769
Robin Wood: Prince of Studs
Night of the Living Head
King of the Hole
The Adventures of Baron von Munchasses
The Curse of the Jade Clitoris
Whore and Rememberance
Erection
Porkahontas

These genuine film/TV titles sound like pornos:

Wild Things
BJ and the Bear
Diff'rent Strokes
Toy Story
The Day After

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