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#1 of 23 Chuck Mayer

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Posted October 04 2001 - 07:47 AM

ARSE than watch.

Top 5 worst movies ever seen (and why):

Why am I asking...who knows???

One being the worst...

1) BATMAN AND ROBIN - I have never, before or since or ever, gone into a movie with such dreadful expectations and come out that let down. This is the TV show with a $500 million dollar budget and Chris O'Donnell.
2) THE CROW II: CITY OF ANGELS - Yeah, uhhh, is anything gonna happen in this "movie"? I got yelled at in this one, because the OTHER guy in the theater was "watching" it while I couldn't help from howling. A 1.5 hour music video that sucks...with bad music.
3) TOMB RAIDER - I don't have the passion for this one that I do the above two (they are legendary), but this movie was so lame it recycled stunts from MI2.
4) WINDWALKER - I saw it once as a little boy, and it was the most boring thing ever. It's about Native Americans...that's all I remember.
5) MORTAL KOMBAT II - I almost walked out after five minutes, and I spent the next hour and half regretting the decision to stay.

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So, hopefully no one is too incensed to reply.

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#2 of 23 Jeffrey Noel

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Posted October 04 2001 - 08:06 AM

I think I speak for everyone, I would never stick a movie up my arse! Damn, don't you think that would hurt a little? I mean, I've never tried it, and don't plan on it, but if I did, I think it would have to be a good movie. If your going to stick something in a "do not enter" area, wouldn't you want it to be something you like? C'mon, have a little taste!

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#3 of 23 Ricky f

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Posted October 04 2001 - 08:13 AM

No Way !

Mortal Kombat 2 is awsome, The best cheese I have ever seen

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I love it, Bring on MORTAL KOMBAT 3

Not as good as Mortal kombat 1

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#4 of 23 BrettB

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Posted October 04 2001 - 10:26 AM

Thanks, but I'll wait for a smaller home video format before even pondering your question. Posted Image

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#5 of 23 Brent Cantrell

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Posted October 04 2001 - 11:19 AM

Total Recall, only because the shape looks a little easier to 'swallow', than anything else...... Posted Image Posted Image

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#6 of 23 Keith_R

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Posted October 04 2001 - 11:56 AM

hmmmmm what a hard question as I really can't think of anything I've ever put up there nor would want to put up there Posted Image but speaking theoretically I would say "Mummy Returns" I really hated it and was ready to walk out within the first 15 minutes Posted Image close second would be any of the "Mortal Kombat" movies as IMHO they all sucked.

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#7 of 23 Steve Christou

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Posted October 04 2001 - 12:42 PM

Topics a pain in the arse Chuck, no I'd rather watch bad movies than stick them up there, eeeek!

Actually I enjoy watching bad movies, its a masochistic thing, when I watch 'Batman & Robin' I have myself tied to the sofa with the remote dangling on a string a few feet away, and while the film is on, I'm writhing and screaming trying to reach the remote with my teeth, oh the exquisite agony! Posted Image


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#8 of 23 Eric Scott

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Posted October 04 2001 - 01:53 PM

I've paid to see a lot of movies that I'd like to shove up the Directors arse! Posted Image

#9 of 23 Neil Joseph

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Posted October 04 2001 - 02:25 PM

There are so many.

- Sphere
- A Room With A View
- Batman & Robin
- Batman Returns
- Batman Forever
- The Mummy
- Mummy Returns
- Creepshow

and many others.

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#10 of 23 SteveGon

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Posted October 04 2001 - 05:16 PM

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#11 of 23 John Besse

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Posted October 04 2001 - 05:36 PM

- Fight Club
- Blair Witch Project
- Blair Witch Project 2


That's about it. Any more and I think I'd be hurting

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#12 of 23 Jason Whyte

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Posted October 04 2001 - 05:45 PM

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I think I speak for everyone, I would never stick a movie up my arse! Damn, don't you think that would hurt a little?

I'd like to see you try with a three hour 35mm print on a platter system.

Oh, sorry, to answer the question:

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Posted October 05 2001 - 04:22 AM

Neil, 'Creepshow'!?! No way, it's a horror classic bud!

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#14 of 23 Brett Hancock

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Posted October 05 2001 - 01:13 PM

John you stole the words right out of my mouth. Classic. Anyway there are a couple movies that I really hate

The Quick and the Dead
Batman and Robin
The Mummy Returns

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#15 of 23 Aurel Savin

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Posted October 05 2001 - 01:27 PM

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#16 of 23 Ricky f

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Posted October 05 2001 - 09:49 PM

Creepshow is a horror classic and Magnolia is a wonderful movie

Just adding my view, I respect yours.

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#17 of 23 Tim Hoover

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Posted October 06 2001 - 04:30 AM

I'll have to second "The Blair Witch Project." I found that one incredibly boring. It is best summed up in Brian's synopsis of the movie to a blind man on Family Guy:

"Ok, they're walking in the woods. Still walking. Something about a map - I don't know. Still walking. Ok, it's over. Everybody looks pissed."
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#18 of 23 JasenP

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Posted October 06 2001 - 12:16 PM

I have to support Aurel again and say that the last person to see Magnolia should be my proctologist. Posted Image

I would also like to add Rattle and Hum, an arse seems like the perfect final resting place for Bono and his ego. Posted Image

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#19 of 23 KyleK

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Posted October 18 2001 - 04:18 PM

1. The Musketeer
2. Batman & Robin
3. The Mummy Returns (loved The Mummy though)

Actually I'd rather stick them up the filmmakers'...ahem.

#20 of 23 Wes Ray

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Posted October 18 2001 - 06:08 PM

Hey, yeah...what the hell's wrong with Creepshow? One of my favorite horror anthologies (though nowhere near as great as 1972's Tales From the Crypt.