What power tool do you thing is associated with one's manhood? (1 Viewer)

[Jay H]

Just curious, as the recipient of a Recipricating Saw (aka Sawzall) for my birthday, what power tool (or non-power for that matter) do you think is best associated with one's manhood? Sawzall, Chainsaw, power drill?

Jay

 

[Joseph DeMartino]

I try not to let power tools get anywhere near my manhood, even metaphorically.

Joe

 

[Blu]

Remote Control for me....

 

[mylan]

The chainsaw, you simply cannot look wimpy holding one of those howling demons, unless of course, you cut yourself.

 

[Dennis Nicholls]

AK-47. Takes out the rift-raft.

After that, a MIG welder. Molten metal swirling like lava from a volcano sounds manly to me.


Freudian slip?

 

[gene c]

A Binford 3200. Don't matter what it is (grunt-grunt-grunt). As long as Tim "the tool man" Taylor isn't using it! How about a jack-hammer? And although it's not terribly manly, I couldn't live without my cordless drill.

 

[brandonchenry]

hammer- for sure! If you can't fix it, at least you can break it the rest of the way.

 

[Greg_S_H]

The power tool most related to manhood is usually used by ladies.

But, I like my table saw.

 

[Joseph DeMartino]

FYI: It's "riffraff" (or "riff-raff".) No "Ts". But if there were any rift-raft I'm sure an AK would take care of them.

Main Entry: riff·raff Pronunciation: ˈrif-ˌraf Function: noun Etymology: Middle English ryffe raffe, from rif and raf every single one, from Anglo-French rif e raf altogether Date: 15th century 1 a: disreputable persons b: rabble c: one of the riffraff2: refuse, rubbish
— riffraff adjective

Merriam-Webster Online Dictionary. 2008.


Regards,

Joe

 

[LewB]

If he REALLY has an AK-47, rift-raft is OK with me
As for power-tools, I choose the wallet.

 

[Steve Kuester]

Duct tape. Seriously - what can't you do with duct tape?

 

[Kevin Hewell]

Dennis, I'm glad that you're up there in Idaho.

I guess I'm a wimp, but I would say the Sonic Screwdriver..

 

[drobbins]

That is why my favorite is a cutting torch.

 

[Garrett Lundy]

The recipricating saw and the power drill....... after I saw the more...adult attachments they make for them.

 

[Joseph DeMartino]

"Son, you just cut metal with fire." Tim Taylor to Randy Taylor after his "manhood initiation ritual" in the garage.

Regards,

Joe

 

[Dennis Nicholls]

Actually I just got back from using a 10-lb sledge to drive a piece of rebar into the ground. Talk about a manly rush!

 

[Jim_C]

Sawzall. Destruction with a power tool. Mention one in a group of men and 9 times out of 10 you'll get a bunch grunts and grins.

 

[Clinton McClure]

Hilti gun. Nothing says manly like firing nails into concrete and steel.

 

[andrew markworthy]

A little word of advice - if you're looking for a chat-up line to impress the girls, I suggest you don't use this one.

 

[Jon Bell]

Sawzall, cutting torch, chainsaw, nail gun-- anything you can easily kill someone (including yourself) with. Must also be loud and hand-held for optimal manliness. Since the chainsaw is also the smelliest and dirtiest of these four, I guess that's my choice.