Movie Haiku (1 Viewer)

[Eric F]

The Big Green Machine
This ain't no Crouching Tiger.
How'd they get this guy?

 

[Mike Broadman]

Taxi Driver

You talkin' to me?
I said, you talkin' to me?
You talkin' to me?


Contact

The stars- so pretty
They should have sent a poet
You look like my dad!


Do the Right Thing

It is hot today
Hang up pictures of black folks
Smash pizzeria


Blues Brothers

Just got out of jail
We're on a mission from God
Musical guest stars

 

[Citizen87645]

Fellowship of the Ring
Running from the Orcs
Fleeing to Khazad-Dum Bridge
What the...!? No handrails!?

Magnolia
Tom Cruise plays a jerk
We find out why in due time
But not without frogs

Love in the Afternoon
Paris rendezvous
With an American playboy
At least twice her age

The Matrix Revisited
Behind the scenes of
The kung-fu-cyberpunk film
Have you had enough?

 

[JasenP]

Matrix: Reloaded
A Bigger Disappointment
You May Not Ever See

 

[Jeff Kleist]

Matrix Reloaded
They do not understand it
It is 2 of 3

 

[JasenP]

Matrix Reloaded
Sloppy, Boring, Poor Story
Fanboys Eat It Up

 

[Christopher P]

Some fan boys out there
Have waited forever for this:
Vader; Two Thousand, five

Fredo learned the hard way
Don't go against the family
Now he sleeps with fish

Who's Keyser Soze?
The cocky customs' man asks?
And like that, he's gone.

Andy takes a trip
To Zihuatenajo
Red will join him soon.

Chris