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Funniest/Clever Movie Title In Porn?

Discussion in 'Archived Threads 2001-2004' started by rich_d, Nov 6, 2001.

  1. rich_d

    rich_d Screenwriter

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    Hi,
    There is another thread that was talking about George Lucas upset because of a parody takeoff of Star Wars and there were a couple people that mentioned other funny Porn Titles (such as Buffy the Vampire Layer).
    So my nomination: On Golden Blonde
    Second favorite: Splendor In The Ass
    Other choices:
    Buffy the Vampire Layer
    AI: Artificial Insertion
    Forrest Hump
    Bonfire of the Panties
    Shaving Ryan's Privates
    The Sperminator
    Sperms of Endearment
    Backside to the Future
    Hannah Does Her Sisters
    Edward Penishands
    Jurassic Pork
    Intercourse With a Vampire
    Honey I Blew Everybody
    Face Jam
    Pulp Friction
    The Sopornos
    Sex Trek: The Next Penetration!
    Or how about making up a title yourself?
    Examples:
    almost anus
    american booty
    anywhere butt here
    blown alone
    evil head 2: head by dawn
    head again
    orfice space
    tight club
    http://www.garbage-house.com/humor/ was the source for the unused porn choices listed above.
    Or Third Poll
    "Legit" Movies (Actual Titles) that really work well as Porn Titles just as they are.
    Examples:
    In Too Deep
    Blow
    The 400 Blows
    Pretty In Pink
    Merry Maids of the Gay Way (1954)
    Head (1968)
    Come Blow Your Horn (1963)
    Take My Head (1970)
    Ass (1971)
    Deep Impact (1998)
    Deep Inside (1966)
    Hard (1998)
    Love the Hard Way (2001)
    Or my second choice:
    Gen. McCrosky Butt and Staff (1899)
    Or my first choice:
    Angels Hard as They Come (1971)
    Please, this is only for grins and laughs. This is not to be a discussion of porn movies or their contents. Just to realize that whatever your view may be on porn ... some of these producers have been pretty darn creative and darn funny! So lighten up and have at it.
     
  2. DonMac

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    I don't know if these are real titles or just made up to sound funny, but here's a few:
    EaT me: the Extra Testicle
    Das Butt
    Shaving Ryan's Privates
    Good Will Humping
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  3. PaulG

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    Driving Miss Daisy
     
  4. Matthew_Millheiser

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    I'm such a pig... but I was always partial to:
    Bright Lights, Big Titties
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  5. Carlo Medina

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    haven't browsed the porn section yet (yeah, right...) but I used to joke with friends about actual movie titles that would NOT need to be changed when converted to porn:
    The Firm
    Stand and Deliver
    Spanking the Monkey
    Pecker
    Hard Eight
    Driving Miss Daisy (didn't think of that one until the previous post)
    any others?
     
  6. Steve_Ch

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    Rambo
     
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    This is a real one. I won't say whether I've seen it. [​IMG]
    Gilligan's Bi-land
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  8. Danny Tse

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    Not exactly a porn title, but when asked what would be his name if he was a porn actor, George Costanza (Jason Alexander) answered: Buck Naked
     
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    One of my personal favorites:
    "The Hind-lick Manuever"
    [​IMG]
     
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    Not for sure if this is a real porn title but it would be a good one!!
    Beauty on My Beast
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    Snatch Adams
    Thighs Wide Open
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    Home Theater Pictures
    [Edited last by Brian Perry on November 06, 2001 at 08:45 PM]
     
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    There was a Korean film and the translated title is:
    Hole-making Woodpecker [​IMG]
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    It's actually called, 'Driving Miss Daisy Crazy'. Never seen it, just read it.
    Scott
     
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    The Hills Have Thighs
     
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    For the third poll (movie titles that don't need changing):
    The Bone Collector
     
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    Good will humping was mentioned on a Friends episode.
    Other movies mentioned on Friends (No idea if they're real)
    Sex toy story 2
    Inspect her gadget
    Lawrence of a labia (No idea if I spelled it right. I don't even know what a labia is)
    Buffay the vampire layer (Which would of course only work in Friends (A character's name for those who don't know or simply plead ignorance))
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    I remember two that cracked me up when I saw them years ago...
    Indiana Joan & the black hole of Calcutta
    Dickman & Throbin
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    These are all made up (I think):
    Chitty Chitty Gang Bang
    Boink of No Return
    Hill Street Boobs
    U-769
    Robin Wood: Prince of Studs
    Night of the Living Head
    King of the Hole
    The Adventures of Baron von Munchasses
    The Curse of the Jade Clitoris
    Whore and Rememberance
    Erection
    Porkahontas
    These genuine film/TV titles sound like pornos:
    Wild Things
    BJ and the Bear
    Diff'rent Strokes
    Toy Story
    The Day After
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