Win a copy of Superhero Move (1 Viewer)

[Sam Posten]

Thanks to our friends at The Weinstein Company we have a copy of Superhero Movie to give out! All ya gotta do is post below ONCE and one time ONLY, with your favorite Leslie Nielson 1 liner.

Will pick a winner sometime after Noon Friday, so be sure to be in before then, anyone who posts AFTER that but before I do the rolls is eligble but I wont guarantee your entry unless its before 12:01 PM EST July 18th, capiche?

-Open to residents of US/Canada only.
-Winners must have been registered HTF members before 11:59 PM July 17th, 2008.
-Limiting winners to one HTF prize every 90 days, so please don't enter if you have won anything from HTF in the last 3 months.
-HTF staff prohibited from winning.
-All decisions by me and the HTF owners are final in case of a dispute or tie =)
-Editing posts or threads will result in disqualification.
-Void where prohibited etc. This is done for entertainment value only and no prize substitutions are possible.

Simple and logical enough?

Sam

 

[Waylander]

"I am serious, and don't call me Shirley."

 

[thebobman]

"Your thighs look like warm cottage cheese someone threw up on the sidewalk."

 

[Scott_J]

Nice beaver.

 

[Bill Thomann]

It's fourth & fifteen and you're looking at a full court press.

 

[Nate Anderson]

It's the same old story. Boy finds girl, boy loses girl, girl finds boy, boy forgets girl, boy remembers girl, girls dies in a tragic blimp accident over the Orange Bowl on New Year's Day.

 

[Malcolm R]

Crazy is walking down the street with half a cantaloupe on your head, muttering "I'm a hamster, I'm a hamster."

 

[BillPur]

"Like a blind man at an orgy, I'll have to feel my way through"

 

[Andrew Radke]

I know someone already posted this line above but I have to use the same one:

"Nice beaver."

First time I saw that scene (I was probably around 11 or 12), I laughed harder than I had ever laughed before.

 

[Stephen_J_H]

I'm not sure. I haven't seen anything like this since the Anita Bryant concert.

 

[RyanAn]

“You're excited? You should feel my nipples!”

 

[Ed Moxley]

Another vote for "I am serious, and don't call me Shirley."
I use that line frequently...........

 

[Charles Ellis]

"...and don't call me Shirley!"

 

[PaulDA]

Like a midget at a urinal, I was going to have to stay on my toes.

 

[Gary Seven]

Ted Striker: Surely there must be something we can do about it.

Dr. Rumack: There is something we can do about it. And please, stop calling me Shirley.

 

[Vincent-P]

"I've been swimming in raw sewage. I LOVE IT!"

 

[Tony J Case]

"You'd better tell the Captain we've got to land as soon as we can. This woman has to be gotten to a hospital."

"A hospital! What is it?"

"It's a big building with patients, but that's not important right now."

 

[Jean Paul Villeneuve]

I am serious. And don't call me Shirley.

 

[Sam Posten]

OK, here we go, rolling from 2 to 18:

Congrats Bill Pur!

 

[TonyD]

"Is this some kind of bust?"
"yes that's very impressive, but that's not why we're here."